Nicholas Vrchoticky

What's it called when you wake up with a hangover but you hadn't been drinking? Oh yeah, adulthood.

Meet Duchess, the LGD and best homie at our farm! She's a sweet girl. https://t.co/kMN4qTCYd1

Hey #writingcommunity, how do you make your living? Do you have a day job? Do you write full-time, sell fetish dolls on the black market, invent the next wave of edible socks? Tell meeeee

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Anyone want to give my #satire #podcast a listen and tell me if I should keep it going? https://t.co/Ma1b6Y3y61

I had to verify my Tinder because I'm basically famous. 🤷

So is it just blood, or can vampires sustain themselves on any nutritious bodily fluid? #AskingForAFriend #HorrorFamily

Thanks, single fly landing on my face when I close my eyes, I did want to be tired on a Saturday. 😑

Where's my #spooky #paranormal crowd? We should connect!

RT @QuotesFuturama: Ah! I got a good vibe from this place: Nice long dinner table, quiet, well-behaved spiders, graveyard-adjacent. #Futur…

Has anyone else read #TheWitcher novels? I need someone to book talk with! #BookTwitter #amreading

Who's #writing horror for spooky season? #WritingCommunity

Had to make a new account thanks to scammers. Help me build my numbers back up, please! #WritingCommunity #writerslift