Nick Warren

RT @KenJennings: It would be extremely easy to replace me with an AI because roughly 60% of the things I say come from the Poochie episode…

smell ya later fartheads

I just hope that new #M3GAN movie uses the @smoking_popes song at some point. And while "Need You Around" et. al. are still great choices, "Megan" actually says "Megan" in it a bunch

RT @BenSpeggen: Cheers and congrats to @newwavecrashing on his new venture! And a debt of gratitude to the years of service as the @ErieRea…

Because no one asked for it here are my favorite Jokers: 1. Mark Hamill 2. Cesar Romero 3. I don’t care about the rest

Paxton Hall-Yoshida is the Jordan Catalano Angela Chase deserved #NeverHaveIEver #mysocalledlife

It is weird reality when there are literally more Thor movies than Backs to the Future #ThorLoveAndThunder

No matter how depressed I am, I’m always going to say “hey buddy” when I see a groundhog

Whenever I’m sad it always helps to talk to someone who is sadder. Thank you my pathetic loser friends for being so achingly pitiful it gives me shreds of hope to keep on keepin on #stilldepressed

Gaussian Blur FOR LYFE all other blurs can GTFO #gaussianblur #photoshop

Summer goal: win a big stupid stuffed animal from a crooked carnival game #summergoals

I’m sincerely glad we don’t do it, but it would be interesting if every character in a tv/movie set before the 90s was a virulently racist homophobic chainsmoker #wearegettingbetter

How did I get through the pandemic? Well, thankfully through it all, on both a mental and physical level, I’ve managed to stay negative #dadjokes #staynegative

Forget HP houses, I want to know what TMNT you identify as

RT @paddingtonbear: If we're kind and polite, the world will be right. Thank you.

For elder millennials, there are two types of “everything sucks.” Descendents, or Reel Big Fish. Though I often feel like the former, I strive for the latter. #everythingsucks #sorryvaultboy #descendents #reelbigfish

It is literally unforgivable that Busy Philipps is not in the opening credits of Freaks and Geeks and I will die on this hill #busyphilipps #freaksandgeeks #kimkellyismyfriend