Noah Gray

8-yo: If you combine the DNA of a bird and a person, can the person fly? me: no. 8-yo: dammit.

Researchers are probing doggie DNA to shed light on behavioral quirks: https://t.co/KaNSvEC1w9 /via @NatureNews https://t.co/JK2kECJnAM

This is what happens when too few of us are needed to feed the rest of us: https://t.co/FmpQvbekCr

AFP News Agency @AFP

Adult coloring book craze booms in US https://t.co/J6TtTTro2L https://t.co/8P88zqLDJj

#NeverForget https://t.co/fQ7dBOWPl9

Noah Gray @noahWG

1yr ago today, Mayor De Blasio publicly murdered a groundhog & still walks free. #neverforget http://t.co/qksBpfwO6g http://t.co/ssmI3zZCew

Ted Cruz' daughter speaks for all of us: https://t.co/FoioiCt5CL https://t.co/Nf0io18Iat

Love how every major starship in Star Wars is just chillin' with the doors wide open, catching the breeze from the vacuum of space.

Whenever I read about Cliven Bundy or anything about Oregon militia men, I begin to wonder why men stopped evolving 25,000 years ago.

Whiskey? Where? Where's the whiskey??https://t.co/L18JIUNznp https://t.co/tElfliW7lv

It still feels wrong to receive hearts instead of stars. I hate change.

I don't understand the evolutionary psychology behind why burning shit feels so great, but my fire right now rocks.

Can't stop listening to @radiohead's rejected theme song for the Bond movie "Spectre"... https://t.co/2qQzIgEcic

All twttr accounts should auto-delete after 11,680 tweets because 8 tweets a day for 4 years straight is way more than enough.

You guys stopped buying Powerball, tickets, right? Because $40M is complete garbage.

Unfortunately, Americans aren't very good with the implications of doubling something teeny: https://t.co/97OMxoXXqM https://t.co/L3cGqRArM7

Just bought a Powerball ticket because...why not? Then I bought a second ticket to double my chances of winning. #math

I'd watch a Golden Globes of science, said nobody.

It's 2016 and I still hate the ❤️.