Penina Beede

RT @teaganpompa: I voted early today because I am scarred from that terrible time in 2006 when I didn’t cast my vote for Chris Daughtry to…

Things are going relatively ok in my life so I guess I should get back on Twitter

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Ariel Relaford @ArielRelaford

Fill in the blank: Since becoming a screenwriter, I've never ______ more in my life.

I just realized my gender identity is Raven Simone in 2022

I feel like Kanye and Putin should have a talk

My favorite part of my cat is that he’s not actually a human child

I just realized I love Billie Eilish because she’s basically an anime character

Men shouldn’t do comedy anymore

Do all ice hockey games come with a DJ? Or is that just the Olympics

Just learned there are more than ten schools in the Big 10. Going back to bed.

God bless Alia Shawkat for having the exact same haircut as me so I never have to explain myself to stylists ever again

Is it weird that I feel bad for the Hubble telescope

Omg yes I would LOVE to read your Instagram essay about Emma Watson being an antisemite but the app just refreshed itself I’ll never be able to find it again so sad 😢

Does everyone know the Cotten-Eyed Joe dance or is that the kind of knowledge I have to show for a lifetime of bar mitzvah parties?

Love that all the women in Death to 2021 are channeling Meg Stalter

I want to be polyamorous so that I always have enough people on hand to play Settlers of Catan