Randy Harward

Oct 21, 2024 | cabletv.com | Randy Harward

In what order should I watch the V/H/S movies? Nothing spells fun like unmarked VHS tapes. You’re almost guaranteed to find hilarious cringe from the Beforetimes or, you know, blackmail fodder.* In the V/H/S movies, however, you almost always discover something utterly horrific and, if you can suspend disbelief, possibly real. You’ve heard about the joys of the super-scary found-footage V/H/S franchise.

Oct 8, 2024 | cabletv.com | Randy Harward

In what order should I watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre? On October 11, Tobe Hooper’s The Texas Chain Saw Massacre . They grow up fast, don’t they? Now stop strugglin’ and get in this burlap sack, would ya? If ya do, I’ll give ya one of my famous smoked sausage links to stop yer screamin’ until Leatherface and The Hitchhiker come pick ya up gnaw. We can even watch all nine Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies in order (if ya survive that long, ya tasty-lookin’ thing).

Oct 2, 2024 | cabletv.com | Randy Harward

TV Halloween episodes and specials herald the arrival of America’s three-headed holiday season, where we get super happy, super spendy, and super hungry before a long, dark winter. To help jump-start the season, we’re recommending the best Halloween episodes of TV shows like The Simpsons, South Park, Trailer Park Boys, The Office, and Freaks and Geeks. We even tossed in some classic Halloween TV specials—and a few words from Freaks and Geeks’ Mr. Rosso, Dave “Gruber” Allen.

Sep 24, 2024 | cabletv.com | Randy Harward

What happens if DIRECTV and DISH merge? The DIRECTV-DISH merger is only in early-stage talks, but what would the merger mean? DIRECTV and DISH have been each other’s only serious satellite TV service rivals for years. A merger of the two providers would create a massive monopoly. With a combined 16 million subscribers and 99% coverage, a merged DIRECTV and DISH would be the largest TV provider in the country.

Sep 12, 2024 | moneytalksnews.com | Randy Harward |Taylor Kujawa

Editor's Note: This story comes from CableTV.com. Halloween is almost here — whatcha gonna watch while you gobble up all that candy? What’s that? You were hoping that we’d tell you the best Halloween movies to watch right now? Well, you’re right to assume that.