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Rex W. Huppke

Chicago

Humor Columnist at Chicago Tribune

Humor Columnist at USA Today

(VERY SERIOUS) @USATODAY humor(ish) columnist. Hypocrisy enthusiast. WOKE MOB, CO-FOUNDER. ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE (2017 to present).

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Articles

  • 2 days ago | usatoday.com | Rex W. Huppke

    Oh dear, America. It looks like we’re about to witness a big, ol’ raging-narcissist billionaire fight. Noted uber-rich-nuisance Elon Musk appears to have turned on his MAGA BFF President Donald Trump, declaring the president’s absurdly named One Big Beautiful Bill Act, under consideration in the U.S. Senate, “a disgusting abomination.”What the heck, Elon? Which part of “Big” and “Beautiful” do you not understand?

  • 2 days ago | usatoday.com | Rex W. Huppke

    So David Richardson, head of the Federal Emergency Management Agency, said he only recently learned there’s such a thing as “hurricane season.”That’s like the manager of a Red Lobster restaurant saying he only recently learned about “Lobesterfest,” with the important caveat that a dumb Red Lobster manager’s ignorance is less likely to result in widespread death in America's coastal regions.

  • 3 days ago | usatoday.com | Rex W. Huppke

    Let’s take a quick look at the MAGA agenda checklist:Increased spending on home construction? Sorry, no. Deporting moms and beloved community members? YES! A million times, YES!Look at Trump's empty promises. Cruelty is all that matters.

  • 6 days ago | usatoday.com | Rex W. Huppke

    This past week showed Americans once again that President Donald Trump’s callousness and casual cruelty will never escape the shadow of former President Joe Biden’s decency. Let’s look at each president’s Memorial Day message. Biden posted on social media May 26: “On Memorial Day, let us pause to remember and honor the brave women and men who made the ultimate sacrifice so we could live our lives in peace and possibility.

  • 6 days ago | flipboard.com | Rex W. Huppke

    2 hours agoTrump pardons drug kingpins even as he escalates U.S. drug war rhetoricPresident Trump has long called for escalating the U.S. drug war against Mexican cartels and wants tougher penalties for dealers selling fentanyl and other street drugs in American communities. "I am ready for it, the death penalty, if you deal drugs," Trump said during a meeting with state …1 hour agoTrump Is Planning a 'Garden of American Heroes' For the Country's Anniversary.

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