Rex W. Huppke

6 days ago | usatoday.com | Rex W. Huppke

Well, MAGA, it looks like you got yourself another Woke Pope to contend with. In the right-wing loon-o-sphere, the reaction to Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost becoming the first American-born pope has been one of outrage and disgust. Conspiracy theorist Laura Loomer, who is regularly in President Donald Trump’s ear, posted of the new pontiff: “WOKE MARXIST POPE.”Hardcore Trump supporter Ryan Selkis, a former crypto CEO, shared past social-media posts believed to be from the new pope.

1 week ago | usatoday.com | Rex W. Huppke

Because I love President Donald Trump and America, I’ve put together a letter the administration can send to the papal conclave in Vatican City, strongly suggesting the cardinals pick a pope who aligns with MAGA. The glorious and incredibly popular Trump administration would like to offer some advice as you go about selecting the next Vicar of Christ.

1 week ago | usatoday.com | Rex W. Huppke

I have long been a one-issue voter, and that issue is making sure American families can only buy their children a limited number of dolls and pencils. That’s why I proudly cast my vote for President Donald "Three Dolls" Trump, and I’m delighted to see him coming through on the thing that matters most to me.

1 week ago | dispatch.com | Rex W. Huppke

I have long been a one-issue voter, and that issue is making sure American families can only buy their children a limited number of dolls and pencils. That’s why I proudly cast my vote for President Donald "Three Dolls" Trump, and I’m delighted to see him coming through on the thing that matters most to me.

1 week ago | flipboard.com | Rex W. Huppke

Trump’s trade war with Canada has backfired on America. Now he has a crucial meeting with Mark CarneyWashington CNN — Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney will visit US President Donald Trump at the White House on Tuesday in what could be one of the most contentious meetings between the neighboring countries’ leaders in years. Canada is America’s second-biggest trading partner and one of its closest …