Rex W. Huppke

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Humor Columnist at Chicago Tribune

Humor Columnist at USA Today

(VERY SERIOUS) @USATODAY humor(ish) columnist. Hypocrisy enthusiast. WOKE MOB, CO-FOUNDER. ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE (2017 to present).

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Musk calls Trump's bill an 'abomination.' I hate it when our two weird dads fight. | Opinion

2 days ago | usatoday.com | Rex W. Huppke

Oh dear, America. It looks like we’re about to witness a big, ol’ raging-narcissist billionaire fight. Noted uber-rich-nuisance Elon Musk appears to have turned on his MAGA BFF President Donald Trump, declaring the president’s absurdly named One Big Beautiful Bill Act, under consideration in the U.S. Senate, “a disgusting abomination.”What the heck, Elon? Which part of “Big” and “Beautiful” do you not understand?
FEMA chief doesn't know what hurricane season is, so good luck | Opinion

2 days ago | usatoday.com | Rex W. Huppke

So David Richardson, head of the Federal Emergency Management Agency, said he only recently learned there’s such a thing as “hurricane season.”That’s like the manager of a Red Lobster restaurant saying he only recently learned about “Lobesterfest,” with the important caveat that a dumb Red Lobster manager’s ignorance is less likely to result in widespread death in America's coastal regions.
Manufacturing down, food expensive and ICE is deporting moms. Happy now, MAGA? | Opinion

3 days ago | usatoday.com | Rex W. Huppke

Let’s take a quick look at the MAGA agenda checklist:Increased spending on home construction? Sorry, no. Deporting moms and beloved community members? YES! A million times, YES!Look at Trump's empty promises. Cruelty is all that matters.
Joe Biden's decency will always outshine Donald Trump's cruelty. | Opinion

6 days ago | usatoday.com | Rex W. Huppke

This past week showed Americans once again that President Donald Trump’s callousness and casual cruelty will never escape the shadow of former President Joe Biden’s decency. Let’s look at each president’s Memorial Day message. Biden posted on social media May 26: “On Memorial Day, let us pause to remember and honor the brave women and men who made the ultimate sacrifice so we could live our lives in peace and possibility.
Joe Biden's decency will always outshine Donald Trump's cruelty. | Opinion

6 days ago | flipboard.com | Rex W. Huppke

2 hours agoTrump pardons drug kingpins even as he escalates U.S. drug war rhetoricPresident Trump has long called for escalating the U.S. drug war against Mexican cartels and wants tougher penalties for dealers selling fentanyl and other street drugs in American communities. "I am ready for it, the death penalty, if you deal drugs," Trump said during a meeting with state …1 hour agoTrump Is Planning a 'Garden of American Heroes' For the Country's Anniversary.
One Big, Beautiful Bill to help the rich, hurt the poor and explode the deficit | Opinion

6 days ago | courier-journal.com | Rex W. Huppke

America’s status as an aristocratic oligarchy arrived in the form of a dumbly-named piece of legislation — the “Big, Beautiful Bill” — that was passed in the early morning hours by House Republicans who wouldn’t spit on poor people if they were on fire. President Donald Trump, architect of the bill’s embarrassingly stupid name, and his billionaire donors and cabinet members, along with the whole of the GOP, fully showed their tuchuses with this massive domestic-policy bill. It helps the rich.
Noted anti-vaxxer RFK Jr. shouldn't be making decisions on COVID vaccines | Opinion

6 days ago | tennessean.com | Rex W. Huppke

This might be a controversial take, but I think putting an ignorant boob like Robert F. Kennedy Jr. in charge of the nation’s health was a fundamentally bad idea. That personal view was reinforced May 27 when the man who failed up and somehow became the U.S. Health and Human Services secretary overruled actual smart people and announced the COVID-19 vaccine would be dropped from the government's recommended immunization schedule for healthy children and pregnant women.
Sen. Joni Ernst helps GOP finds its authentic voice: 'We're all going to die.' | Opinion

6 days ago | usatoday.com | Rex W. Huppke

Republicans nationwide should applaud Sen. Joni Ernst of Iowa for giving the public one simple, honest sentence that authentically defines the party and all it is trying to achieve: “We’re all going to die.”Spot-on, Sen. Ernst! Whether it's robbing low-income Americans of food and healthcare or pulling funding from U.S. foreign-aid programs that literally keep impoverished people around the world alive, the GOP under President Donald Trump has seemed dead set on…well…death.
There's one thing stopping Trump: laws. Clearly we need to get rid of them. | Opinion

1 week ago | usatoday.com | Rex W. Huppke

You know what I think is bad? The law. It’s clearly a radical-leftist trap set up to make my hero, President Donald Trump, look dumb as he works tirelessly to Make America Great Again. I keep seeing headlines like this:And sentences like this, from USA TODAY: “A federal judge blocked the Trump administration from collecting tariffs from a pair of Illinois toy importers, the second court in two days to nullify President Donald Trump’s top strategy for trade deals.”That really burns my biscuits.
There's one thing stopping Trump: laws. Clearly we need to get rid of them. | Opinion

1 week ago | dispatch.com | Rex W. Huppke

You know what I think is bad? The law. It’s clearly a radical-leftist trap set up to make my hero, President Donald Trump, look dumb as he works tirelessly to Make America Great Again.

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