Richard Brookhiser

@RBrookhiser This is from the middle of Trump's first term. "Alright, okay, about a hundred years ago, these guys -- great work they do, these guys, I'm a big fan -- they come up and they say they're gonna make America great again, which is great because I'm all about that, and they say

@RBrookhiser Did it. Awful.

@RBrookhiser GU ver neer?

@RBrookhiser Shakespeare, Keats, Hemingway and so on...

@RBrookhiser What a great idea. Next up: Preamble to the Constitution?

@RBrookhiser Some years back, I wrote a parody of the Gettysburg Address in the style of Donald Trump, and circulated it among my friends just for giggles. I think it was maybe a quarter as good as the famous Eisenhower parody.

For fun, I've used GROK to rewrite famous poems as if written by other famous poets. Some results are cool. Even more cool: I asked GROK to rewrite The Gettysburg Address as if it were written by the world's greatest writers. NONE WERE AS GOOD AS LINCOLN'S. @grok @RBrookhiser

@JackJolis @RBrookhiser That may be true of FDR, but it's not true of Clinton. He might go pawing after every big-hair, big-boobed low-rent chick who reminds him of his mom, but it's clear he loves his wife.

@AviWoolf @pstein4 @EsotericCD @ChristinaPushaw @RevSnow67 @RBrookhiser @ReubenR80027912 @SethAMandel @Seanfucious @KresySiberia @ghettoglass The story goes my great grandfather was once asked “why North Dakota?” He responded “that’s where the free land was.”