Rick Reilly

RT @JackKennedy: This is my 41 year old autistic son Kelsey. He’s kinder than any republican. He works every day. Pays taxes. Spends hours…

First, you stop obeying judges. Then you stop asking Congress. Then you ignore laws, due process, a constitution. Then you jail protesters, journalists and enemies. Then you take over the military. How to Become a Dictator 101. #StopTrump

Trump's doc says he's amazingly fit, in part to all his "victories in golf tournaments." It's true. When you have to kick your ball out of rough, throw it out of bunkers and fish it out of ponds before the other guys catch up to you, it burns up the calories. #CommanderInCheat

Yesterday, Rory... -had the lead on 1 tee. -lost it by 3 tee. -had it back by 5 tee. -had a 4-shot lead on 11 tee. -blew all of it by 15 tee. -got it back on 16 tee. -lost it again on 18 green. -got it back 3 shots later. Surprised he doesn't have a facial tic today. #Masters

And ...? ... it's not a GD member guest.

Christopher Powers @CPowers14

Bryson DeChambeau says Rory McIlroy did not speak to him the entire day. When asked if he tried to initiate conversation, DeChambeau said "He wouldn't talk to me." https://t.co/yPpXLLzNdv

I've been to 31 Masters (inc this one) and watched every one since 1968. For up and down Dramamine thrills and raw, wrenching emotion, this tops any I've seen. Overall, my top 5: 1. Nicklaus 86 2. Tiger 97 3. Rory 25 4. Nicklaus 75 5. Seve 80

BREAKING: @realDonaldTrump has won the Masters, according to White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt. "True, our great leader wasn't there this week but Augusta National has accepted 4 excellent net scores the president shot in his 20s. Congratulations Sir!"

Rory won DESPITE mistakes a 20 wouldnt make -- the horrible toe job at 13 into the creek, the gap W into 18 with the jacket waiting. And he won BECAUSE of three of the most clutch shots I've ever seen -- at 15, 17 + the playoff. That was historic + unforgettable + ulcer-making.

This is what makes sports more real, more powerful, more true than anything else. What Rory McIlroy just showed the world was pure joy, relief and jubilation all written on his face, without an announcer saying a single word for 4 minutes. #Masters2025

It's like Rory is playing in a scotch pairing with his best self and worst self. The 20-handicap chip at 13, the majestic shots at 15 and 17. The three very makeable putts at 15, 16 and 18 that didn't even hit the holes. The awful approach at 18. He needs another partner.

Wonder if CBS cameras will show the grand piano hanging over Rory's head all day? #Masters2025

RT @peoplefor: Trump’s Secretary of Education appears to not know what AI is, referring to it as “A-one” https://t.co/Cq762Rd2GJ

I'd like to point out this was a 65 year old hitting a yellow ball from 186 yards w/ a 6 hybrid. How great is golf? #Masters

The Masters @TheMasters

Into the hole from 191 yards. Fred Couples eagles No. 14! #themasters https://t.co/5KD2bMUKv6

At Augusta National we do not say "urinates." We say "passes lemonade."

Bob Harig @BobHarig

Amateur Urinates In Creek Near 13th Green in Opening Round at Masters https://t.co/4muQtG86J5

We've put a confused walrus in the pilot seat of America's airplane. He's going to crash it.

Dr.BAHucu @DrBAHuc

'Boss just pulled the rug': Dem shocked as Trump's trade rep clueless about tariff pause https://t.co/aOdhmDRIFl

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The Masters has invited into the field an ex-con convicted of sexual + mental abuse on 2 women -- Angel Cabrera. This is the same Masters that held a presser in 2010 to publicly scold Tiger Woods for infidelity ... "He disappointed us," the Masters chairman said ... of Tiger. https://t.co/9h1Tm77PnF