Rishma Dosani

My housemate had never heard of a jacket potato before I made one in front of her the other day, and then forgot what it was called and asked how my ‘coated potato’ turned out. As you were.

Max Verstappen being a dangerous moron when under the tiniest bit of pressure? Pretends. To. Be. Shocked. #f1 #mexicoGP

RT @RobLMyers: The world is finally waking up to the fact that Verstappen cannot reace under pressure with closely matched cars. All he kno…

Actually can’t breathe watching this battle between Lando and Max #f1 #USGP https://t.co/lc1X8Xejyz

It has been 20 years but here I am back totally in love with Adam Brody #NobodyWantsThis https://t.co/8PJbDh2eY0

Can confirm that my mum turned up a few hours later after back-to-back gym classes(!) and found me sat in the living room, engrossed in a Come Dine With Me marathon 💪🏽

Rishma Dosani @Rishma_Dosani

I’ve just travelled nearly 4,000 miles from New York to London to surprise my mum for her birthday and she IS NOT HOME.

I’ve just travelled nearly 4,000 miles from New York to London to surprise my mum for her birthday and she IS NOT HOME.

‘The team asked me to do it and I did it, so...’ Lando Norris is raging #f1 #HungariangGP

Weekly I hate Max Verstappen tweet #f1 #HungariangGP https://t.co/v28xm5ozbN

Nothing matters to me more than this. I need a Drive to Survive spin-off of Roscoe and Leo immediately @netflix

Formula 1 @F1

Leo and Roscoe finally met! 😍🐶 📸: @LewisHamilton #F1 https://t.co/ZQwkB1C1rl

Having to race between pubs because there’s no projector was really not on my bingo card for this game… Please let it come home after all this 🙏🏽

This is still so far away 😩

Apple TV @AppleTV

Like you never left. Severance returns 1.17.25 https://t.co/VfusmJ3k4s

Please Lewis Hamilton I’m actually begging you don’t screw this up 🙏🏽 #BritishGP

RT @England: Proud of you, @BukayoSaka87 ❤️👊

Nothing makes me homesick quite like having to watch Glasto on iPlayer and praying my VPN doesn’t cut out

Joseph Quinn and a cat teddy bear at the #AQuietPlace premiere. That’s all. https://t.co/emGqieZrBq

Today I managed to dislocate my shoulder just walking up the stairs, which I’m taking as a sign to spend the rest of my day watching Hacks and Desperate Housewives