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May 25, 2024 | 
duffelblog.com | Robin Berger
SCOTT AIR FORCE BASE, Ill. — A senior officer flew a U.S. flag upside down yesterday at Air Force’s cargo movement headquarters to protest the cost of golfing on base, sources confirm. Citing congressional direction, Special Assistant Protocol Officer Col. Danzel “Einstein” Albertsen stormed the flagpole at Air Mobility Command yesterday after returning from an offsite meeting held on the front nine.
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May 20, 2024 | 
duffelblog.com | Robin Berger
SAINT PAUL, Minn. — Experts at an ear protection symposium held at 3M’s corporate headquarters last week unanimously agreed “The Sound of Freedom” is tinnitus, sources confirm.
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Apr 20, 2024 | 
duffelblog.com | Robin Berger
CAPITOL HILL, Washington, DC— A House subcommittee will begin deliberations next week over a data security bill that could force the VA to delete personally identifiable information (PII) from military headstones and memorials, officials confirm. The Subcommittee on Health is scheduled to review bipartisan House Resolution 6764, the Service Member Privacy and Caregiver Awareness Act.
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Apr 12, 2024 | 
eprint.iacr.org | Robin Berger |Felix Dörre |Alexander Koch
Paper 2024/560 , Karlsruhe Institute of Technology, Karlsruhe Institute of Technology, CNRS and IRIF, Université Paris Cité Running machine learning algorithms on encrypted data is a way forward to marry functionality needs common in industry with the important concerns for privacy when working with potentially sensitive data.
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Mar 29, 2024 | 
duffelblog.com | Robin Berger
It’s like this one, but not this one. Did someone forward you this? Click here to subscribe. ARLINGTON NATIONAL CEMETERY, Va. — Secretaries of the military branches presided over a ceremony this morning to dedicate a statue of interracial gay troops kissing where a confederate statue once stood, sources confirm.
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Mar 29, 2024 | 
duffelblog.com | Robin Berger
It’s like this one, but not this one. ARLINGTON NATIONAL CEMETERY, Va. — Secretaries of the military branches presided over a ceremony this morning to dedicate a statue of interracial gay troops kissing where a confederate statue once stood, sources confirm. A large crowd wearing rainbow attire cheered as Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin, Army Secretary …
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Jan 31, 2024 | 
duffelblog.com | Robin Berger
Ukrainian Airman Oksana Preso in front of the newest Green Beans CoffeeKHERSON, Ukraine — Green Beans Coffee, a common sight on U.S. military installations, has opened its first location in the Donetsk Oblast battleground region with the help of a resourceful junior enlisted Ukrainian airman, sources confirm. Green Beans cofounder Jason Araghi told Duffel Blog his company’s rapid-recon force worked with Air Force Private First Class Oksana S.
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Jan 26, 2024 | 
duffelblog.com | Robin Berger
Nakasone “pretty sure” he stuck it under one of these. FORT MEADE, Md. — The physical headquarters for U.S. Cyber Command declared “Cyber Protection Condition 1” last night after Commanding General Paul Nakasone self-reported losing the sticky note with the master password written on it, sources confirm. “CPCON 1” requires personnel to implement the highest possible level of protection for all computers.
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Jan 24, 2024 | 
duffelblog.com | Robin Berger
LACKLAND AIR FORCE BASE, Tx. — With recruitment at historic lows, the Air Force is now accepting “rainbows” with crow’s feet, gray hair, and a marriage certificate old enough to enlist. Boot camp has become a place where even grandparents can join the men & women who defend our country. Basic Trainee John Alten, age 42, is learning to be an Airman at the 321st Training Squadron. “The other guys in my flight call me ‘Gramps’ because one of my daughters gave birth a week after I arrived,” he said.
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Jan 22, 2024 | 
duffelblog.com | Robin Berger
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