Robin Ince

London

Host at The Infinite Monkey Cage

Writer at The Big Issue

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Douglas Adams loved much about life and the universe – unlike Elon Musk

4 weeks ago | bigissue.com | Robin Ince

Douglas Adams inspired the young Robin to look to the stars; Elon Musk's obsession with Mars has had the opposite effect I tried hitchhiking once. I stood in a lay-by near Bristol with a sign saying ‘London’ for an hour – and then gave up and took the bus, thus exhausting my paltry fee for the gig the night before. I am rich enough now to take the train.
I went to Leicester to punch melons and tomatoes for science. No, seriously

1 month ago | bigissue.com | Robin Ince

A bit of friendly chatter opens doors, and biscuit jars, on tour On the last train from Ludlow, I notice that one of my knuckles is squeaking. I know why. The day before I punched eight melons (galia, honeydew, water), a cabbage, a lettuce, a coconut and three tomatoes. It was for scientific and slapstick research.
Why you should never underestimate the spirit of towns left behind by industry

2 months ago | bigissue.com | Robin Ince

When Robin Ince announced a show in Llanelli, some said, 'Why bother?' He found a community teeming with art and creativity, hopeful for change I am pretty much always on tour. It’s not the kind of tour with a big poster and a load of dates from Penzance to Arbroath, it is far more chaotic than that. It is made up of saying yes to almost anyone who gets in contact with me and says, “Hey, fancy a gig in my town?” Some places are confused as to why you are there.
An appeal to the Edinburgh Fringe: Stop pricing out the working class

Jan 15, 2025 | bigissue.com | Robin Ince

January is the time for looking at the year ahead, so I'm asking how we can make the Edinburgh Fringe more affordable for the people who make it Before I get to my main point, allow me to ask a favour: Please do not spend the month of January complaining that it is going “so slowly”. Same every year… whining that time isn’t moving fast enough, followed by February and the rest of the year teaching you a lesson by moving at a speed that carries you through to next Christmas.
The unparalleled joy of a mobile library

Dec 4, 2024 | bigissue.com | Robin Ince

Libraries provide more than just reading material. They are an essential means of connection for many I am not usually up to watch the sunrise. Decades of working nights has given me an aversion to the dawn chorus. But here I am, looking at a reddening and purpling sky as I change trains at Milton Keynes Central. I have been lured to a 6am alarm call by the offer of a day on the road with a mobile library.
How I survived a giant crab attack

Nov 14, 2024 | bigissue.com | Robin Ince

Robin Ince is in Margate to perform at the Crab Museum, where he finds a community working together to elevate others Chas & Dave are hammering away in my head as I am going “down to Margate”. Few towns have anthems filled with such joy and laughter. And they were right. You can keep the Costa Brava, I’d rather be in Margate too, especially as my destination is THE CRAB MUSEUM – an exhibition of crab biology, history, myth and legend with some socialism placed between the lines.
This is what happened when I gave my phone to a stranger on the street

Oct 23, 2024 | bigissue.com | Robin Ince

A potentially innocent encounter made Robin Ince doubt humanity It is a thin line between naivety and stupidity, empathy and being taken for a ride. I am not sure where I am sitting now, but I feel raw and possibly foolish. My deadline means that I must write this before I know which of them I am – or if I am both. I was walking back from an evening of talking about the science of elasticity with a trampoline gold medalist: the normal kind of night.
Poetry is perfect for my ADHD mind - one that is after endless dopamine hits

Oct 3, 2024 | bigissue.com | Robin Ince

Robin Ince is performing at his first poetry festival proper and 'can smell the brimstone of imposter syndrome' Arriving in Selby a few hours before the show, I take my normal route of wandering without destination. I arrive in streets that have signs asking for quiet and put my crisps away for fear of crunching into resident fury. I photograph chipped paint and doors that interest me and come across a corner house that intrigues. As I look, Paul calls out.
Why laughter is not a perfect way of measuring the success of a comedian

Sep 11, 2024 | bigissue.com | Robin Ince

Skip to header Skip to main content Robin Ince always wanted to be a proper comedian but felt like an imposter. Now he doesn’t care... in a good way From the stage at Towersey Festival, the planes fly. I have three helpers, Islay, Trystan and Eleanor (I am guessing five, seven and 34 years old).
Finding camaraderie and inspiration on the Restore Nature Now march

Aug 20, 2024 | bigissue.com | Robin Ince

Who said you get more right wing when you become middle aged? says Robin Ince A giant butterfly swoops behind me, an avocet parades in front, and a penguin tells me to “protect the poles at the polls”. I am walking in the most flamboyant march I have ever attended. As I walked from Marble Arch, I came across two hand-painted placards of a horse in a forest fire and kingfisher wishing for cleaner rivers.