
Roger Alford
Editor at The Christian Index
Articles
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1 day ago |
lakegastongazette-observer.com | Roger Alford
I can’t help but laugh when I think of the story I heard long ago about the young preacher’s visit with an elderly widow who, upset about losing her dentures, needed to be consoled. The preacher sat on the sofa and nibbled from a dish of peanuts on the end table while he tried to cheer her with the latest news about her church friends. Before long he realized he had made a real pig of himself and apologized to the woman for having eaten every last one of her peanuts. She responded: “It’s OK honey.
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2 weeks ago |
lakegastongazette-observer.com | Roger Alford
A weightlifter had come up with a surefire way to make some extra money. He would take a lemon in his big powerful hand and squeeze all the juice out of it. Then he’d make bets that no one would be able to squeeze out even one more drop. No matter how many people tried, no one was able to get another drop out of a lemon that this man with the bulging muscles had squeezed. That is until a scrawny little guy came along. People laughed the skinny fellow to shame, but he wasn’t discouraged.
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3 weeks ago |
lakegastongazette-observer.com | Roger Alford
One of my favorite breeds of dog has always been the Mountain Feist, primarily because they’re so incredibly smart. Those who own these wiry little dogs would tell you their intelligence is off the charts. With that in mind, let me tell you about the fellow who took his Mountain Feist along on an African safari. According to the tale, the little dog wandered off to do some exploring on his own when he saw a leopard running right for him.
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4 weeks ago |
sentinel-echo.com | Roger Alford
A doctor was impressed that his patient was in such great shape. “You must get lots of exercise,” the doctor said.
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1 month ago |
lakegastongazette-observer.com | Roger Alford
A mom who asked her little boy what he wanted for Christmas was a bit surprised by his answer. “I’d like a brother,” the little fellow said. “Oh, that’s a big gift,” the mom responded. “Why do you want a brother?”“Well,” the boy said, “there’s only so much I can blame on my dog.”That old joke reminds me just how handy dogs are. They’re always glad to listen to you. They’ll even act interested as you talk. They’re always ready to lounge around with you on a rainy day.
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