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Roger Alford

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  • 1 week ago | sentinel-echo.com | Roger Alford

    A doctor was impressed that his patient was in such great shape. “You must get lots of exercise,” the doctor said.

  • 2 weeks ago | lakegastongazette-observer.com | Roger Alford

    A mom who asked her little boy what he wanted for Christmas was a bit surprised by his answer. “I’d like a brother,” the little fellow said. “Oh, that’s a big gift,” the mom responded. “Why do you want a brother?”“Well,” the boy said, “there’s only so much I can blame on my dog.”That old joke reminds me just how handy dogs are. They’re always glad to listen to you. They’ll even act interested as you talk. They’re always ready to lounge around with you on a rainy day.

  • 3 weeks ago | lakegastongazette-observer.com | Roger Alford

    A man making his first skydive was falling through the air, unable to get his parachute to open. Try as he might, it wasn’t budging. In a panic, he yelled to a fellow who was flying up toward him: “Hey buddy, do you know anything about parachutes?”“No,” the fellow responded. “Do you know anything about propane stoves?”Sounds like the fellows in that old joke needed to read the instructions before they strapped on the parachute or struck the match to light that stove.

  • 1 month ago | lakegastongazette-observer.com | Roger Alford

    You may remember the story about the husband who had read one of those self-help books called “How to be a Real Man.” After finishing the book, he stormed into the kitchen, pointed his finger in his wife’s face and said:“From now on, you’d better realize I’m the man of the house and my word is law. I want you to cook three meals a day for me, complete with dessert. When I finish my supper, I want you to prepare me a bath so I can relax.

  • 1 month ago | lakegastongazette-observer.com | Roger Alford

    Perhaps you heard about the brothers down the road who used a saw to cut several inches from a joist at the top of their barn door so that their mule could fit through without his ears rubbing. A neighbor dropped by and asked what they were doing. They explained that the opening needed to be higher for their mule. “Why don’t you just get a shovel and dig some dirt away at the bottom?” the neighbor asked. “Well, that’s silly,” one of the brothers said.

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