
Ross O'Carroll-Kelly
Columnist at Irish Times
Lover. Kicker. Role model. New book, 'Don't Look Back in Ongar', coming in August. You can pre-order it here... https://t.co/Jv2hiVaHuP
Articles
-
3 weeks ago |
irishtimes.com | Ross O'Carroll-Kelly
Sorcha thinks we should maybe check on Honor and there’s an air of definite excitement in her voice when she says it? Yeah, no, it’s the night before the stort of the Leaving Cert and my wife is absolutely determined that this should be one of those mother-daughter moments. She goes, “The Leaving Cert puts – oh my God – so much pressure on young people. But it’s not the be-all and end-all.
-
4 weeks ago |
irishtimes.com | Ross O'Carroll-Kelly
Sorcha tells me that I need to do something and obviously, I’m like, “Er – as in?”Yeah, no, Angela – the wife of my brother slash half-brother – has been on the phone from the States and Sorcha is running out of excuses. I’m fixing breakfast for the boys when the dude eventually arrives downstairs in the company of a woman named Rowena, who wears leather trousers, has a smoker’s cough and works – so she says – in, like, hospitality?
-
1 month ago |
irishtimes.com | Ross O'Carroll-Kelly
This is most definitely not how it was supposed to be? Yeah, no, Sorcha dreamt that one day she would have a daughter who would follow in her footsteps as head girl of Mount Anville, but she’s actually dreading what’s going to happen tonight, when Honor delivers the valedictory at the sixth-year graduation. “Can I even read your speech?” Sorcha goes. But Honor’s like, “There’s no speech. What I have to say is all in my head.”This is us in the cor, by the way, on the way to the school.
-
1 month ago |
irishtimes.com | Ross O'Carroll-Kelly
So – yeah, no – the old dear is in the swimming pool when we rock up to the nursing home, doing her – I don’t know – hydrotherapy exercises? She’s dancing to Shania Twain’s Man! I Feel Like a Woman! while holding a beach ball and she has singlehandedly cured me of my fetish for women in wet swimwear. Brett goes, “Should we, em, come back when she’s, em ... ”But I’m like, “Dude, don’t sweat it. She doesn’t have the embarrassment gene.
-
1 month ago |
irishtimes.com | Ross O'Carroll-Kelly
Brett asks me what she was like when she was younger. I’m like, “Who?”He goes, “Our mother.”And it’s random because I’ve never thought of the old dear ever being – like he said – young. Of course, there’s a lot of things I could say in answer to his question. I could tell him that she never forgave me for her waters breaking in the Turner Exhibition Room in the National Gallery.
Try JournoFinder For Free
Search and contact over 1M+ journalist profiles, browse 100M+ articles, and unlock powerful PR tools.
Start Your 7-Day Free Trial →X (formerly Twitter)
- Followers
- 228K
- Tweets
- 38K
- DMs Open
- Yes

'To All the Girls I've Loved Before'. My new stand-up show - part of the @dalkeybookfest - this Saturday night in Fitzpatrick's Castle, Killiney. A limited number of tickets left. So be quick.

I'm told there are still a limited number of tickets left for my Ross O'Carroll-Kelly event - 'To All The Girls I've Loved Before' - in the @dalkeybookfest this weekend. In Fitzpatrick's Castle, Killiney, this Saturday night. https://t.co/9FocaKc8te

He’s obviously saving Don’t Look Back in Ongar for the Christmas holliers.

I always look forward to sharing my annual list of favorite books, movies, and music. Today I’ll start by sharing some of the books that have stuck with me long after I finished reading them. Check them out this holiday season, preferably at an independent bookstore or library! https://t.co/NNcAnaFzdU

My homage to The Bear Christmas special. Today’s column… https://t.co/vOWyMMBbAM