Scarlet Meyer

1 month ago | pointsincase.com | Zach Zajac |Michael Lukk Litwak |Scarlet Meyer |Ryan Weber

Having not visited many of the great American novels since high school, I’ve decided to dive back into F. Scott Fitzgerald’s gilded age classic, The Great Gatsby. Of course, with my time, money, and attention span at a minimum, I opted for “reading” this essential work via a free audiobook ripped from YouTube. However, I’m 86% certain that Fitzgerald never references a “$5 chicken meal deal from the McValue Menu,” right? For one, McDonald’s didn’t exist back then.

2 months ago | pointsincase.com | Aaron Chown |Michael Lukk Litwak |Scarlet Meyer |Just Lunning

FridayI emerged from my ship onto the arid festival grounds of Indio, California. Those who dared transport me will soon die, drowning in their own blood at the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs. My shadow grows long on the playa, striking fear into the hearts of those who dare utter “Missy Elliot is kinda mid.”Famished after such a journey, I tried a plant based Hot Honey Chick’n Sandwich sold out of a retrofitted vintage RV.

Jan 22, 2025 | thebelladonnacomedy.com | Scarlet Meyer |Sara Nicole |Meg Reid

My reply is, that sounds like a “you” problem. By: Scarlet Meyer, Sara Nicole, and Meg ReidWait, can a children’s toy really help me select my health insurance plan? — It is certain that a Mattel Magic 8 Ball™ is as accurate as you are at predicting your medical future. How much will I actually spend on each plan’s premiums, co-pays, co-insurances, deductibles, and other out-of-pockets? — Cannot predict now, just guestimate using a Mattel Vintage Abacus™.

Dec 18, 2024 | mcsweeneys.net | Scarlet Meyer

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May 29, 2024 | mcsweeneys.net | Scarlet Meyer

“We must journey forth,” commanded the good Wizard Byroncorn to Luanne Wyldsmith, the graceful ager and chosen one, user of hyaluronic face potions and seeker of bargain discounts. “Why do you dally so?”“If we wait until tomorrow’s pay period,” replied Luanne Wyldsmith, “I can use my membership card points to book our next stay at the inn.”“My lady, the dragon warlocks grow nearer as we speak.