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  • 1 week ago | eagletribune.com | Scott Kerman

    Editor’s note: The following is the first chapter from Scott Kerman’s new book, “ The Duke, Weekly Conversations with the Last Honest Politician.”I first met former Massachusetts Gov. Michael Dukakis in 1977 at the age of 11. My parents had an ice cream smorgasbord fundraiser for his re-election campaign in our back yard in my hometown of Methuen.

  • 3 weeks ago | eagletribune.com | Scott Kerman

    If you have been a loyal reader of my column for the last four years, you may realize that I’m not perfect. No, no it’s true, just ask my wife. Better yet, take my wife, please. I’ve never come clean until now, but growing up in Methuen I was a serial crank caller. From the ages of 8 to 12, if I wasn’t in school, playing sports or watching “Sanford and Son,” I was crank calling with friends or by myself, while using my best adult man’s voice. Cue the clearing of the throat.

  • 1 month ago | eagletribune.com | Scott Kerman

    The World According to ScottI have flat feet. Flat as a pancake. All babies are born with flat feet. They start to develop the curvature of their feet around 3 years old. My curve never developed. I’ve walked around this planet for the last 59 years looking like I’m wearing scuba-diver flippers. kAm“u@C v@5 D2<6D[ 5@?’E =@@< 2E >J 766E[ x’> 9:56@FD]”k^Am kAm#F?[ $4@EE[ CF?Pk^AmkAm|2?J @7 >J 72>:=J >6>36CD 92G6 7=2E 766E] pAA2C6?E=J[ :E’D :?

  • 1 month ago | eagletribune.com | Scott Kerman

    My wife and I like to make bets with each other. The definition of a bet is to risk something, usually a sum of money against someone else’s on the basis of the outcome of a future event, such as the result of a race or game, or to wager on the day the Martians will invade. “Hey you octopus-like creature with a huge head, if you can wait a moment while I find the app to translate Martian speak, I can give you directions to the nearest Chick-Fil-A.”kAm~FC 36ED 4@?D:DE @7 E9:?8D =:<6 H9@ 42? DE2J :?

  • 2 months ago | eagletribune.com | Scott Kerman

    A report came out recently that the chances of an asteroid striking Earth has more than doubled in a matter of weeks, according to NASA astronomers. After watching the nightly news, this report gives me something to look forward to. The asteroid discovered just after Christmas and named 2024 YR4 could strike in December of 2032. When the detection of the asteroid was announced in December, NASA predicted just a 1.3% probability of it hitting Earth. The likelihood has increased to 3.1%.