Seth Putnam

RT @byDavidGardner: Elon Musk coming into the Twitter office tomorrow https://t.co/ZiuIk2ps9Q

Don't get me wrong: I loathe the current celebrity chatter about Kanye, Elon buying Twitter, etc. But why am I not seeing more "Brady Bündchen" puns in headlines?

RT @jimrosecircus1: I believe the main difference is that one will see you later and the other will see you in awhile. I could be wrong, I'…

Thanks be 🙏 to the Algorithm for bringing this finely crafted presentation back into my life

Jesse @RequiemArm

It’s pretty awesome how like every other person in America is this lady now https://t.co/pGVHzW8eXv

My absolute favorite trope is pro athletes going undercover. Will watch every iteration of this until the end of time

RT @emmarcourt: NYC is limiting the hours when trash is taken out because of issues with rats, and it's genuinely hard to pick a favorite q…

RT @jsabine214: Actresses that never played Jerry Seinfeld’s date and the storyline they probably would’ve had. Mariska Hargitay, “Amy”,…

RT @linear_magazine: An old townhome turned coffee shop in the heart of Kyoto, Japan https://t.co/VN6qdhS2NZ

RT @zachklein: Our parents were potpourri-loving maximalist clutter freaks so we reacted by painting everything that could be painted white…

RT @kloogans: pretty fucked up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason

RT @TG22110: This is some David Copperfield level magic right here. 🪄 ✨ https://t.co/X44emEQjIU

it's your classic "pick two" scenario

Casey Toner @ctoner

The Chicago City Council prayer invocation asking God to bless the members with "infinite wisdom, love and care" might be too big of an ask. He might be able to hit one of those goals, but not all three. That would require some darker magic

RT @AnthonyMKreis: So, @TheOnion filed an amicus brief before the Supreme Court in defense of parody under the First Amendment… and it’s ex…

RT @JoshLipnik: funniest sign I saw in Ohio https://t.co/Oe0bNxmvNq

RT @dieworkwear: how it feels to wear a sport coat in modern society https://t.co/XY2II591eu