Shane Jones

I wonder who he could possibly be talking about? Maybe the guy who all the worst of the worst in the States have endorsed. Feels a bit like ripping down the curtain to expose the Wizard of Oz. I’m sure Pierre didn’t want to see this post today.

Billy Baldwin @BillyBaldwin

Canada... you know what to do. #ElbowsUpCanada 🇨🇦 https://t.co/qd7dt49kn7

#LAKvsEDM don’t think many people would have predicted 30 goals in the first three games.

As one of the voters for the Masterton Trophy, I was thrilled that my fellow media members felt the same way and went with Calvin Pickard. It’s one of the few years where I had no doubt whatsoever as to whom to select.

I’ve been there and it is awe-inspiring.

Today In History @historigins

The fear of big is real, and these pictures will prove it. Photos and videos that will awaken your megalophobia. I open thread 🧵 1. Swedish warship Vasa https://t.co/d0KiZGMcAS

This is how crazy Alberta weather is. A couple weeks ago we had our biggest snowfall of the year and my neighbour was out with his snowblower. Today he is out with his lawnmower.

RT @YourAnonCentral: https://t.co/8NYnegycwZ

I doubt Alberta’s rat prevention program would survive the DOGE cuts. So supporting joining the States means rats. Stealing our pizza. Think of that Maple MAGAs!

Before social media they would be sitting alone at the end of the bar and we’d just say ‘shut up, Randy,’ and be done with it.

whatajoke @wattaj0ke

@cspotweet I've lived in Alberta most of my 63 years, and the separatists have always been percolating over in a corner. Usually people who want to blame someone else for their own shortcomings.

RT @StephenKing: Alberta, Canada https://t.co/UaBS5vtO58

If I ran a Canadian NHL team, I’d put a pic of Donald Trump on the big screen and let the fans boo their butts off at him and get it out of their system before doing the anthems.

At this point, I would view being publicly fired by Trump as something I would highlight on my resume. He’s basically telling the world you aren’t evil enough to work with him.

Watching the Squid Game and seeing the participants voting to keep playing felt a lot like watching the American election results roll in.

I keep on having to pause during the Squid Game to covert South Korean money to Canadian currency.

The favourite gift I found to give out this year was a Wampa throw rug for my Star Wars-loving nephew. https://t.co/n38Rp3SXgX

I put them in order. I guess we could call it Orangey and the Brain.

Terry Jones @byterryjones

Which one is which?

Is anyone else getting Pinky and the Brain vibes from Donald Trump and Elon Musk’s attempts to take over the world?

The Oilers don't appear to be ready for Prime time players.