Shawna Thomas

That thing when all three networks use the word “touts” in the lower third.

I was curious what taxes on social security benefits look like and lookie there 👀👀, we have an article about that: https://t.co/pvMlNBGUzs.

Okay -- Well -- So -- I've logged a lot of SOTUs and not-SOTUs and I think watching the Speaker having someone actually removed is a first for me?

POTUS: 212211 "The presidential election of Nov. 5th was a mandate." Pres. Trump goes on to say that the electoral map reads almost "completely red for Republican." GOP side has been chanting USA USA! Dem side has been yelling Speaker threatens to utilize Seargeant at Arms.

Already lost money on my hat bet.

RT @CBSNews: President Trump is addressing a joint session of Congress, marking his first speech before both chambers since returning to of…

NAILED IT. #CynthiaErivo #Oscars2025

I didn’t know the halftime show could ever bring me as much joy as the 2016 @Beyonce formation situation but that hit some part of me that can’t stop LOL’ing.

(look at that hat. look at that hat?) Don't at me.

Vanessa Friedman @VVFriedman

Melania Trump makes her Inauguration Day appearance, complete with hat. https://t.co/fHfUqhT6OI

RT @edokeefe: MONDAY ON @CBSMornings 🌞: Meet the tenor performing not once, but twice at President Trump’s Inauguration. Let’s just say his…

Not sure my anxiety meds can handle this @HoustonTexans game.

Haven’t felt like this since this man was playing. ⬇️

JJ Watt @JJWatt

That was an insane 4 play sequence. Texans massive sack. Texans massive sack. Chargers 86 yard touchdown. Texans block & return 2-pt conversion. Chaos.

RT @HoustonTexans: SAY IT WITH US.... 🗣️ 📺: @Nickelodeon and @NFLonCBS https://t.co/gcUnlXqwtU

This.

Houston Texans @HoustonTexans

2️⃣ POINTS OFF OF THE BLOCKED EXTRA POINT 🚀 https://t.co/przZsGX1ap

This is the game I needed the #BeyonceBowl to be. But the @HoustonTexans showed up when we needed them to and YASSSSS. #bullsonparade https://t.co/C4luTFuqbA

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT IN FOOTBALL BEFORE. #bullsonparade #HoustonTexans #twopointconversion

I repeat, tv isn't magic.