Simon Binns

Just please stop saying bro.

As a Boro fan, I’m wishing Sunderland all the best for the weekend. They’ve got a young hungry manager and a young hungry team whose approach has been intensity and passion all season. I’d love us to have a little bit of what they’ve got tbh.

RT @AOArena: https://t.co/bX5CREGapo

RT @hepimp: Michael Owen dazzles at #MetGala2025 https://t.co/tvYkOaQBFe

We flew so close. https://t.co/qJPnnO0pNr

Not sure what we all did before football was invented in 1992.

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Liverpool lift the Premier League trophy for the second time! 🏆🏆 https://t.co/lUTTHis3Z6

3-0 to Norwich.

Dominic Shaw @DomShawEcho

📉Norwich currently bottom of the Championship form table with just six points from their last 10 games. Johannes Hoff Thorup sacked after three straight defeats and Jack Wilshere to be in charge against #Boro on Saturday https://t.co/Vqtgn35jbw

Not a single performance that suggests anyone is halfway bothered about getting promoted. Carrick the worst of them all. The most shambolic #Boro side since Strachan signed half the SPL.

Sideways, backwards, sideways, sideways, backwards, mistake, concede. Repeat for 46 games.

Boro would concede about 1000 goals in the Premier League. We’re absolutely awful to watch. #SHWMID

Think it’s time for a change now @Boro. No intensity. The players aren’t fired up to go and batter one of the bottom teams to chase the play offs? Why not? No wonder the fans sound half asleep.

Fancy a career change. Maybe achieving success as a manager of a club in a rubbish European league so Man Utd will give me a job then sack me two years into my five year contract and I can retire.

Easter weekend looks like this: Thursday night is Friday night. Friday is Saturday. Saturday is Saturday. Sunday is also Saturday. Monday is Sunday but with cheeky pints.

I feel super connected to toast.

It’s Bournemouth but you get my drift. Teams from down south that wear red stripes.

Simon Binns @simonbinns

Brentford v Fulham is everything the Premier League should be. Two teams trying to carry the ball forward at pace, get balls into the box, score goals. No defenders knocking it three yards to each other for three minutes. Super stuff. #BREFUL

Brentford v Fulham is everything the Premier League should be. Two teams trying to carry the ball forward at pace, get balls into the box, score goals. No defenders knocking it three yards to each other for three minutes. Super stuff. #BREFUL

Just catching up but apparently we sent Katy Perry into space. Good job guys.