Skyler Higley

Apr 3, 2024 | newyorker.com | Skyler Higley |Mads Horwath

Following the success of “Cowboy Carter,” Beyoncé, in her infinite wisdom, has announced the rollout of additional albums in even more unexpected genres. “Polkassance”Beyoncé’s next record, “Polkassance,” will see the megastar adopting the Bohemian aesthetics of polka as she explores the joy of half stepping and spinning to the sounds of an accordion in modern-day America. “Ich Bin Sasha Feurig”In this self-reflective album, Beyoncé looks back on and revamps her third studio album, “I Am . . .

Mar 11, 2024 | imdb.com | Michelle F. Davis |Jo Firestone |Skyler Higley

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Dec 4, 2023 | theonion.com | Skyler Higley

DUBAI—Appearing excited and starstruck to meet a great icon of the environmental movement, attendees at this year’s COP28 climate conference took turns Monday posing with the duck from the Dawn commercial. “Oh my God, seeing you covered in oil was what inspired me to get into environmental activism in the first place,” said Melissa Spungen, a renewable energy advocate from San Francisco, who posed with the duck for several photos that she planned to show off to friends and family back home.

Aug 13, 2023 | newyorker.com | Skyler Higley

Now that A.P. psychology courses have been banned, Florida schools will provide an alternative, teaching students how to recognize various disorders such as Queerness, Being Trans, the Woke-Mind Virus, or the mental illness that affects millions: General Liberalism Disorder.

May 5, 2023 | theonion.com | Skyler Higley

LOUISVILLE, KY—After a week in which four horses at the racetrack died—in some cases suddenly and without explanation—Churchill Downs announced Friday that the mysterious deaths were being investigated by a world-renowned horse detective ahead of tomorrow’s Kentucky Derby. “Though on the surface these tragic losses appear to be the result of four unrelated incidents, one can never be too sure, and so we’ve retained the services of famed equine sleuth Reginald P.