Spencer Parlier

Watching Bama officially not make the playoff is one of the better ways to end this decade

Earlier this month I began my time with @Turner/@NCAA, and I'm excited to share that I had a couple bylines published last week. Many more to come! Take a look and enjoy 🙂

NCAA Soccer @NCAASoccer

From women's #NCAASoccer to worldwide, these players are impressing on the pitch across the globe. Which current student-athletes could be the next to break out on the international level? 🌍👇⚽️ https://t.co/cBhl537gci

The best part about shopping at Target is by far the quality of their shopping carts. -Never a dead or squeaky wheel -Quieter than a Prius going under 20mph -Wheel alignment is better than any car I’ve ever drive Talk about a fine-tuned machine

Guys, I've been stewing on a controversial thought for the past few days. I might get some backlash, but I'm just gonna go ahead and put it out there. The Papa John's garlic dipping sauce is overrated

Yooo!! I wrote this🙂🙃

CNN @CNN

Manuel Oliver, father of a Parkland victim, has created a poignant bronze-coated sculpture that has a message for voters. He says its title, "The Last Lockdown," refers to hopes for a world "where we have already seen the last time that this has to happen" https://t.co/tSlowqdOJP https://t.co/KePv4gzj2e

After some time of no tweeting, mixed with exactly 5.5 days of living in Atlanta, and my affinity to be outrageously late with Twitter trends, I am here to make this bold statement: Tallahassee is just a boneless Atlanta. That is all. Good day

Don’t let all the fireworks, grilling out, alcohol, and “LA-Bron” talk distract you from the fact that Joey Chestnut won his 11th Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest in the past 12 years, today. A true American athlete

In 2006 Italy won the World Cup. In 2010 the Italians didn't make it out of group play. In 2010 Spain won the World Cup. In 2014 they didn't make it out of group play. In 2014 Germany won the World Cup. In 2018, they lose their opener to Mexico 1-0. This trend is pungent

Ladies and Gentleman, the teams I will be rooting for this World Cup are: Iceland, Mexico, England, France, the ghost of Landon Donovan, and the well-being of every single ref who has to change a controversial call due to VAR

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The headline of a generation https://t.co/Rl1AfLgmhO

The Associated Press @AP

BREAKING: Federal judge says President Donald Trump cannot block his critics on Twitter without violating the First Amendment.

Yanny? Laurel? That’s funny because all I hear is, “You were right this whole time Spencer. Arby’s IS the most underrated fast food restaurant and everyone who has disagreed with you up until this point is a big, fat, coward.”

It took me four whole years but I finally did it, guys. I found someone who knows how to give me a consistently decent haircut in Tallahassee

https://t.co/6kFSltYmYj

Hi. My name is Spencer, I’m 21 years old, I’m a semester away from obtaining two undergraduate degrees, and I’m still awful at wrapping presents

Ahh, the finally official cherry on top of one of the wackiest semesters in FSU history https://t.co/AyqHNDk2bh

Bleacher Report @BleacherReport

Breaking: Jimbo Fisher accepts head coaching position at Texas A&M, per @TDOnline https://t.co/ScXCr4Aar4

RT @realDonaldTrump: Wow, you are all correct about @FoxNews - totally biased and disgusting reporting.