Steve Burgess

Next up on Fox: Why Jesus wants you to pay more for stuff.

Dow Jones is a radical Democrat.

For awhile now I have clung to a theory. I figured that if a guy was an utter imbecile to begin with, losing his marbles could only make things better. Right? Aristotle had some shitty ideas too, you know.

Make Depressions Great Again

Liberal operatives are everywhere.

National Post @nationalpost

Chris Selley: Poilievre's campaign message is still strong. He's right to stick with it https://t.co/seE5nZCzu8 https://t.co/a4RVravuL6

Someone is going to have to explain this to Americans.

The Associated Press @AP

BREAKING: French judge rules far-right leader Marine Le Pen is barred from seeking public office with immediate effect https://t.co/EQkxJLQbD4

A possible downside that might cause reasonable Americans to reconsider.

CTV National News @CTVNationalNews

American invasion of Canada would spark decades-long insurgency, expert predicts https://t.co/e4EXx36zQd

If America puts a tariff on slogans, Poilievre will go broke.

RT @JeffreyASachs: Woah. Amazing get for UofT. Well done. https://t.co/0XcNN2GtYD

Most serious security breach in American history: "I don't know anything about it." Colorado portrait Trump considers unflattering: https://t.co/zcSwU376yj

Trump says the messages weren't classified. There's no such thing as classified anymore. Attack plans, undercover operatives, all out there. Why not? Once it becomes public knowledge that the President of the United States is a narcissistic imbecile, why sweat the small stuff?

Don't worry, Greenland. If there was an invasion plan for you, we'd have seen it on Facebook by now.

Anybody else get annoyed when you're just trying to share some cute puppy photos and your feed gets all clogged up with classified communications on upcoming military operations?

Musk is not referring to the pieces that are falling off Cybertrucks.

Newsweek @Newsweek

"They will be found," Musk wrote on his X platform. https://t.co/DuPRLdszZ9

Trump, the pathological liar, does have a habit of blurting out the truth, never more so than when he said, "I love the poorly educated!" https://t.co/yWiMKPLukU

This is very similar to the plot of Planet of the Apes.

The Associated Press @AP

BREAKING: Astronauts Suni Williams and Butch Wilmore return to Earth after nine months stuck in space with a SpaceX splashdown. https://t.co/PA0M7n97rS

RT @rglucks1: Dear Americans, Since the White House press secretary is attacking me today, I wanted to tell you this ⤵️