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Steve Patterson

Toronto

Contributor and Host at Freelance

Dad to Scarlett & Norah. Husband to Nancy. Comedian (yes really). Host @cbcdebaters, @debaterslive. Head writer @thepattersonian. Likes hats.

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  • Feb 20, 2025 | pattersonian.ca | Steve Patterson

    It’s a lesser asked existential question and decidedly less poetic than it’s famous Shakespearian ancestor. But these are different times than William wrote in.

  • Jan 8, 2025 | pattersonian.ca | Steve Patterson

    Skip to content Wednesday, January 8, 2025 I’m not sure how much either of you keep up with news back here in your birth country, but our Prime Minister Justin Trudeau (you guys probably just know him as “Justin”) just announced that he is stepping down from his post, prorogued (a fancy word for “stopped”) our parliament and announced that we will be having a “robust” election soon for our next Prime Minister. So I’m writing to ask you two robust fellows if you wouldn’t mind serving as...

  • Feb 17, 2024 | pattersonian.ca | Steve Patterson

    Saturday, February 17, 2024 According to the Insurance Bureau of Canada, the level of car thefts across the country is at a “national crisis” level. Maybe not in the way that housing and the state of healthcare are at actual national crisis levels, but still, pretty crisisy. More specifically, public safety minister Dominic LeBlanc said it is a “complex problem that may require advanced technology to properly examine what is inside shipping containers at international ports”, where stolen...

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Steve Patterson (not a parody)🇺🇦
Steve Patterson (not a parody)🇺🇦 @patterballs
12 Jun 25

. @summermcintoshh is a generational talent, trained at the same club our 10 year old currently trains at, and couldn’t have been kinder when they met, just after Summer had blazed through Paris, last year. No wonder they named that season’s Olympics after her! Way to go Summer!

Devin Heroux
Devin Heroux @Devin_Heroux

WORLD RECORD🇨🇦SUMMER MCINTOSH HER THIRD WORLD RECORD IN FIVE DAYS Swimming sensation Summer McIntosh has just broken her own 400m individual medley record in a time of 4:23.65 That caps off one of the greatest swimming meets in the history of the sport. Remarkable. https://t.co/Fl4WpQsZmy

Steve Patterson (not a parody)🇺🇦
Steve Patterson (not a parody)🇺🇦 @patterballs
11 Jun 25

Ah, the greatest literary conflict: Man vs Self.

Elon Musk
Elon Musk @elonmusk

I regret some of my posts about President @realDonaldTrump last week. They went too far.

Steve Patterson (not a parody)🇺🇦
Steve Patterson (not a parody)🇺🇦 @patterballs
11 Jun 25

Here’s hoping sarcasm saves America…

James Tate
James Tate @JamesTate121

Gavin Newsom just owned Mike Johnson. https://t.co/rDaP9xFuMC