Theo Robertson

1 month ago | theanalyst.com | Matt Scott |Donald Kolakowski |Theo Robertson |Trevor Goldstein

Four teams will be constructed and ultimately assessed and ranked by our ruthlessly mustachioed but militantly objective supercomputer. So here’s the imaginary deal. We woke up this morning, and the NBA was devoid of stars. Had you not noticed? That’s because – well – how would you notice the disappearance of people you cannot fathom? You aren’t Stephen Hawking, or even “Interstellar” Matthew McConaughey. Don’t worry, those players you don’t know about didn’t suffer. They just don’t exist.