Thomas Gane

Casisdead wrote / co-wrote this. I’m almost certain.

Asim Chaudhry @AsimC86

7 MISSED CALLS https://t.co/Vf5oKgaDhU

Almost respect Glastonbury coming up with a new layer of torture since Thursday. Excited to see what they come up with for 2025.

Adele is an incredible, ridiculous woman

BBC Sport @BBCSport

Adele Roberts was having chemotherapy 12 months ago - and now she's a world record holder!! @AdeleRoberts is now the fastest woman to ever run a marathon with an ileostomy 💥 More on her incredible effort 👉 https://t.co/or7AnTEymM #BBCMarathon #LondonMarathon https://t.co/njCb6MhwLU

It’s really good when they close a road for an event and you get to walk a roundabout like you’re a car

We made it to Dobby Club. Career highlight.

Dobby Club @DobbyClub06

When your phone dies but you need to tell @gregjames that you’re loving the tunes and to keep them coming https://t.co/sXsf3PumM1

An absolute machine. @ariellefree deserves anything you’re able to give this week.

BBC Radio 1 @BBCR1

this is amazing!! 💖 @ariellefree has broken the £300k mark 🥰 #tourdedance #rednoseday to donate online to @ComicRelief and support arielle’s challenge attempt visit: https://t.co/Fm8T2a5mno https://t.co/MFMpXq6nfO

There has never been a better time to DM Sam Fender. Shoot your shot people.

It's always better when things go wrong

BBC Radio 1 @BBCR1

absolute chaos 🌀 https://t.co/JvtdMsSunj

Career highlight. Before putting her through to the studio, I said to actual Olivia Colman, “I can’t believe I’m about to say this to an Oscar Winner, but do you know your opening line?”

BBC Radio 1 @BBCR1

The AMAZING moment when *actual* Olivia Colman called into Radio 1 Breakfast to prank Paul Rudd (AKA the 'Agony Ant-Man') 😭 @gregjames https://t.co/Nz4Qu65z5y

RT @_JessicaDavies: Only 1-2% of rape cases ever see a prosecution. 1 in 4 women will be raped or sexually assaulted. 2022 saw the highe…

This is our job that we went to school for

BBC Radio 1 @BBCR1

that must be a pretty good prize @gregjames 💀 https://t.co/7Y1GLixSin

What bird has the most elaborate, the most complex, the most beautiful song in the world? @gradecricketer https://t.co/jjzNHlX35u

If they win this the silhouette of that second Mbappe goal could be his Jordan logo https://t.co/w9ZTPoEkEy

Just spent £10 on coffee, sprite, 2 litres of water, colin the caterpillar sweets and calpol. Not my finest shop.

The minutes before the train leaves when you’re sat in someone else’s reserved seat and wondering if they’re going to turn up. Pure adrenaline. Nothing like it.

We all knew it would come down to this https://t.co/8DeJZmr6Wf

I’m one of the tech guys Glastonbury hired to help with the ticket website. It’s my job to wait until you’re filling out the last registration and then boot you out of the queue.