Tim Marcin

watching the snl movie and it’s so striking how much the rag-tag of it all was exactly like @ChrisGethard ‘s show — i got to spend a few days with them and be backstage with them (for a story) and it was chaotic and amazing and honestly i miss that show so much

the eagles would honestly have like 6 fewer wins, minimum, without saquon — he’s about as close to an mvp as a non-qb can be

you HAVE to go for it

i wrote a feature talking to creators like @J_the_stallion8 @thedevourpower and more about the looming tiktok ban https://t.co/GUyjyKm1h3

it’s very funny to see washington fans discover what watching football that means anything is like for the first time in 30 years

Matthew Berry @MatthewBerryTMR

This game is taking years off my life

This is the ultimate wide receiver move. I love it. Hell yes. Go birds forever.

was going to tweet a joke about working in media during this time but then realized i basically did.....while working in media during this time https://t.co/6YDJTd6ioo

cami fateh @CamiFateh

I would have been a great millennial. I would work at i-D and my friends would work at vice and buzzfeed news and we’d write listicles and twitter was at its prime. Unfortunately, I was too busy being in the sixth grade to participate.

want to write for dirt 1. bc it's very good but 2. i want to answer questions like this (pre-made chicken caesar wrap from the open fridge because i don't care for my well-being, bigass water, small sugar-free red bull, bold flavor chex mix)

Dirt @dirtyverse

Our last prompt of the year for your holiday road trip needs! What's your go-to gas station order? ⛽️ https://t.co/9unbrrO84U

thinking about mateen cleaves

being a sixers fan https://t.co/aF5WFomZDK

there are ai images circulating of me typing the word "swarp" instead of "swap" -- do not believe them! they are vicious rumors! these are fraudulent images intended to get the world to believe i am goofy posting and saying things such as "aww gorsh" and "swarp"

everyone's hating on de'vondre campbell for leaving the game last night bc he didnt feel like playing but honestly i respect it, playing nfl football looks like it hurts SO bad, id walk out, too

i literally just blogged this https://t.co/yegggmZRqp https://t.co/7bJYbC4q4i

Barry Petchesky @barry

A rule of life that has always worked for me here, and I’ve lived here since birth: Never wait on line for anything. Ever. Not even if you really want it.

i was just approached in a hipster coffee shop and a guy, big strong guy, with tears in his eyes, came up to me and said sir, i work for the government, sir, please fire me, sir, it would be my honor, sir, if you shitcanned me

Vivek Ramaswamy @VivekGRamaswamy

Just got approached by a federal employee who asked for a selfie & shared how much she appreciates DOGE: “it has to happen & if I get fired, I’m ok with it.” Most humans are good people & yes that includes most federal workers too. It’s the size & scope of the *bureaucracy*

GPT this, GPT that, i need you to GPT! i need you to Go Pray Today, and find the lord!!

got tickets to see julien baker at the mercury lounge, i am gods favorite baby

sometimes i enjoy the strangeness of my job, which today involved explaining the sudden virality of a 2016 midwest emo banger from mom jeans and what it has to do with todd gurley https://t.co/db2qWLXu4q