Tom Basso

2 weeks ago | chaser.com.au | Tom Basso

Opposition leader and amateur gymnast Peter Dutton has announced a new policy allowing all future policy backflips to be done from home. This after Dutton said he would defend the right of public servants to work from home from the man who was wanted to demand they work from the office, Peter Dutton.

3 weeks ago | chaser.com.au | Tom Basso

Opposition leader Peter Dutton has rejected comparisons to US President Donald Trump as “fake news.”Dutton, suspiciously covered in thick orange makeup and a new blonde wig, argued claims that he is copying the US President are “bigly ridiculous”.

1 month ago | chaser.com.au | Tom Basso

Opposition leader and shrewd investor Peter Dutton has faced further scrutiny over his investment history after it has emerged that he made millions investing in dog whistles. Records show Dutton invested in dog whistles the day before a major spike in dog whistling took place across the country, coinciding with his election to Parliament. This comes after revelations Dutton bought shares in three major banks the day before the Rudd government announced a $4 billion bank bailout during the GFC.

2 months ago | chaser.com.au | Tom Basso

US President Donald Trump has once again warned that the United States is being invaded by ‘illegal immigrants’, while he plots plans to take over Greenland, Canada, the Panama Canal and Gaza. “These people have no respect for borders,” said Trump, “they come in trying to steal the job of invading from us. But we are the most experienced at it!”However, Americans across the country are now openly praying for a supposed cartel of illegal immigrants to overthrow the government as soon as possible.

2 months ago | chaser.com.au | Tom Basso

The Coalition’s newly established shadow portfolio of ‘government efficiency’ has just finished their first order of business by sacking Opposition ‘Leader’ Peter Dutton. The department claimed it was simply too inefficient for the country to have an Opposition Leader whose focus is to go around screaming about unnecessary culture wars.