
Tom Purcell
Executive Producer at The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Freelance Writer at Freelance
Author, Syndicated Humor Columnist, Raconteur Find my humor books, columns and funny videos featuring my Labrador, Thurber, at https://t.co/6kmDjZ8NNs
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4 days ago |
gwinnettdailypost.com | Tom Purcell
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1 week ago |
thereporter.com | Tom Purcell
I’m 63 and still single, but my mother has never given up hope that she will get me married. “What about that nice young lady who cuts my hair?”“Ma,” I tell her, “I’m old enough to be her father.”“What about the community director at my apartment complex?”“Ma,” I say, “she’s old enough to be my mother!”“You’re too picky!” she says. She is right. I had no small number of opportunities with some very lovely ladies, but I just panicked at the thought of marriage.
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1 week ago |
news-journal.com | Tom Purcell
I’m 63 and still single, but my mother has never given up hope that she will get me married. “What about that nice young lady who cuts my hair?”“Ma,” I tell her, “I’m old enough to be her father.”“What about the community director at my apartment complex?”“Ma,” I say, “she’s old enough to be my mother!”“You’re too picky!” she says. She is right. I had no small number of opportunities with some very lovely ladies, but I just panicked at the thought of marriage.
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1 week ago |
fortstocktonpioneer.com | Tom Purcell
GUEST COLUMNIST When President Lyndon B. Johnson signed Medicare into law on July 30, 1965, did my five-yearold self truly comprehend the personal milestone that I would someday re... Premium Content is available to subscribers only. Please login here to access content or go here to purchase a subscription.
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1 week ago |
victoriaadvocate.com | Tom Purcell
I’m 63 and still single, but my mother has never given up hope that she will get me married. “What about that nice young lady who cuts my hair?”“Ma,” I tell her, “I’m old enough to be her father.”“What about the community director at my apartment complex?”“Ma,” I say, “she’s old enough to be my mother!”“You’re too picky!” she says. She is right. I had no small number of opportunities with some very lovely ladies, but I just panicked at the thought of marriage.
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