Tyler Jenke

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Bad//Dreems @BadDreems

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If anyone hears Gareth Liddiard telling stories about the poorly-dressed dude at Foodworks tonight who buying wine and ice cream behind him while trying to work out out if it “was really him”, spoiler alert, that was me.

RT @RyanPlugs: Forms of self-abuse I am guilty of: Overeating Overdrinking Expecting a Tool album this decade

Didn’t expect to have been mere inches away from Florence Welch this evening, but here we are.

Sometimes when I’m too happy I like to remind myself I turned down the chance to go and see My Chemical Romance on their Black Parade tour. That usually fixes it.

Good news, I’ve had the Gilligan’s Island theme stuck in my head for at least two hours. However, I think the lyrics indicate I should only worry after I pass the three-hour mark. The three-hour mark.

RT @tonedeaf_music: Voting for triple j's Hottest 100 has officially opened! To help celebrate the famous music poll, three Australian musi…

Life Update: I’ve spent the majority of the last two weeks being silent unless I was on painkillers because of a second degree burn in my mouth from eating soup. How am I 26 and still not able to understand how hot soup works?

RT @lunchspecial69: Me at Starbucks: I’ll have a lemona- NYU student who studied abroad in Florence: this American lemonade is NOTHING lik…

The Foodworks near me was playing Fugazi when I went in, and that should tell you everything you need to know about why I shop there.

Remember that time I was supposed to interview Davey Havok from AFI and it all fell apart because his publicist didn’t know the pseudonym he was booked into his hotel room under? Yeah, that was something I still look back on from time to time.

Me. https://t.co/3JHuOdcjsJ

Exclusive image of me finally getting to the end of Drake’s new record. https://t.co/R9EC1koDA4

I’m glad I never finished my accounting degree. I couldn’t imagine the daily disappointment of talking about acquiring CDs only to realise nothing musical is to come out of that discussion.

After years of shaking my head in disbelief at conspiracy theorists, I decided to finally put finger to keyboard and write up an article addressing this whole mess. https://t.co/zpJhCGL5lk

Tone Deaf @tonedeaf

Let's revisit that ridiculous theory that Andrew W.K. doesn't actually exist. https://t.co/79rzvI9a5s https://t.co/RVhZhMlBOS

Here I was thinking this one wouldn’t be solved for another decade or two. https://t.co/cbwyvbAbVF

clevelanddotcom @clevelanddotcom

Bizarre. After years of searching, the man who assumed the name Joseph Newton Chandler III has been properly identified as Robert Nichols, a loner who left his family in the 1960s and never turned back. https://t.co/nbxzpbgpwc

If it wasn’t for social media, I legitimately wouldn’t have realised Dave Matthews was still around.