Una LaMarche

2 weeks ago | bustle.com | Una LaMarche

I don’t know about you, but now that the world’s longest winter has finally melted into spring, I could use a vacation. And while my bank account might say LOL to that idea, my Hulu subscription says ‘pack your bags, babe’ — because there’s a new psychosocial drama-filled luxury resort in town.

2 months ago | scarymommy.com | Una LaMarche

Parenting|Take notes. by Una LaMarche2 hours agoYuri A/ShutterstockYou've probably heard of Fortnite if you have a gamer at home. And while you may know a little about it, we’re willing to bet you might have a few questions about the game. Given that many of us parents grew up with a very different gaming experience than our kids today (ahem, arcades and Game Boys), navigating games like Fortnite may feel overwhelming. We want our kids to have fun, but our top priority is always their safety.

2 months ago | romper.com | Una LaMarche

There comes a moment in every parent’s life — generally around the time a kid starts kindergarten — when the lovingly designed nursery you poured so much manic nesting energy into begins to look in need of a serious glow-up. After all, children don’t just age out of cribs and changing tables; they also start to want decor that matches their developing tastes (“Mom, I think I’m too… old for a bunny lamp,” my six-year-old recently announced).

Mar 4, 2025 | scarymommy.com | Una LaMarche

Parenting|It’s almost too real. Written by Una LaMarche3 minutes agoPeopleImages.com/ShutterstockFeeding children is not for the faint of heart. I personally have two — a *seemingly* manageable number — and yet nearly every meal has the same amount of tension and blowups as the kitchen of a five-star restaurant (or so I imagine).

Dec 19, 2024 | mcsweeneys.net | Una LaMarche

Dear Sarah,What—and I cannot stress this enough—dafuq? That could be the whole letter, as it really captures the essence of the white-hot, slightly horny rage I feel every time I watch you cockblock yourself with that fucking Nokia, but I honestly feel bad for you, so I’ll spell it out. YOU SHOULD TURN OFF YOUR PHONE AND FUCK KARL. Oh my god, girl, how is this even a choice you are weighing???