Will Pavia

In some deep and relentless investigative journalism, I have watched all of the first season of The Apprentice, to see if there are any lessons in there about the chap now in the White House https://t.co/fjtrEyyBb9

No paywall this weekend, so stories like this one in The Times are free

Liliane Landor @lilo11

“Trump put a 13-year-old in the Secret Service. How do you top that?” Possible paywall but make every effort to read. Beautifully wry. ⁦@willpavia⁩ https://t.co/2dqMI2qB4m

I have been in Central Park covering the conflict between runners and cyclists. I went in there at dawn, like the great Anthony Lloyd into a warzone, with barely a thought for my own personal safety. No paywall this weekend so the piece is free https://t.co/HXsW40cZGq

What it’s like to be gently roasted by Nicky Campbell, fashion police chief https://t.co/f3gl8OE3l9

RT @thetimes: 🗣 ' Rushdie does not believe someone would write an equivalent of The Satanic Verses today' What the Salman Rushdie trial me…

I can’t believe this. It’s like the masterpiece films that go up in smoke in a Paul Auster novel and all we have of them is the written account of someone lucky enough to see them https://t.co/EdG8McHknD

My six-year-old tells me that the eggs we have bought do not have bird flu. He is confident of this because the hen portrayed on the box, in a cartoon diagram, 'looks pretty healthy'

I had an appointment with a doctor recently; a doc who is also, secretly, the author of four of the best selling books of 2024, know to her fans as Freida McFadden. (I say appointment, I mean interview. Still, it felt like the set up for a thriller) https://t.co/x6Myse1iND

A fifteen foot bronze statue of Donald Trump will be unveiled in DC today, the ‘Don Colossus’, polished up to shine like the bathroom fixtures in Mar-a-Lago. I went to meet the sculptor, at the Ohio farm where it was cast https://t.co/lyvQoks8xa

Some quite conclusive evidence here of the similarities between Gigi Hadid and me https://t.co/gfJ5AiO9Tl

Attempting to read The Little History of the World to a 6-year-old in 2024: Me: 'In the ruins of Ur they found tombs old as the Pyramid of Cheops, containing a great many tablets on which was written...' 6 yr-old: 'Wait! What was a tablet doing in a tomb? Was it an iPad? etc etc'

A journey into the new struggle shaking the sports world: squash whites https://t.co/z1zlp8oSa3