William Westbrook

First Facebook kicks out USA Supreme, now this. It's as though suddenly they're too good for their core delusional audience. https://t.co/8ihqCY6UXn

Wikipedia wrote this for me, but I endorse it, perhaps excepting the exclamation mark: I just donated to @Wikipedia. Support free knowledge! #iloveWikipedia https://t.co/5YOGQ8nt26

Home of the Husky line of trousers . . . https://t.co/9FdJEqKvt9

J. Fred Muggs's agent is in talks with NBC about a "Today" comeback.

Scored me two free packs of ketchup this week! Thanksgiving indeed.

Having missed Andy Pafko's death by one month in 2013, I see no shame in missing George Shuba's by 15 months. One Boy of Summer left, now 90

Coming soon to The Wall Street Journal Asia's real-time desk: an omelet station! Maybe.

I see I haven't written a tweet in 2016, yet have a new follower. The pressure is on!

I'm about to write a tweet. Now I'm done writing a tweet! I suppose at some point in between I was actually writing a tweet.

This year's "Boston Strong": Detroit Kick-Ass. A propos des bottes, I mean. #dka

Boldly declared today that Stalin loved copper, though I have no basis in fact for that statement. But who doesn't love copper?

A professor of advertising in North Korea! The idea was probably inspired by those Super Bowl ads.