Willy Staley

This one is new to me. Really good.

CLASSIC COMIC STRIPS @ClassicStrips

FROM THE FAR SIDE FILES Gary Larson 1982 https://t.co/r0tLOWzMBX

Scottie Scheffler has to be the most uncharismatic and boring athlete to ever dominate a sport.

RT @i_zzzzzz: The crisis in copywriting continues https://t.co/aEaxxCshL7

Could I break 90 at Augusta National? It's an interesting question, and one that you could imagine committing a modest amount of journalistic resources to answering.

I’ve always been a fan of pronouncing his name like it’s Spanish. HAI-may di-MOAN. Take it or leave it, but it’s added something to my life.

*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone

*TRUMP: JAMIE DIMON SAID SOMETHING HAD TO BE DONE

Uhhh...it was a test. I was testing you. And you failed.

*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone

🚨 BESSENT: COUNTRIES WHO DID NOT RETALIATE WILL BE REWARDED

He’s so naive about our eating habits, I’m almost flattered.

Paul Howard @AkaPaulHoward

Americans are going to have to eat their own cheeses. Trust me, they’ll crack first.

Min Woo Lee +5500 to win the Masters. I'll buy that garbage.

It’s pretty funny that the most reliable source of profit for hedge funds is a super leveraged arbitrage trade that has the capacity to blow up the whole system any time there’s a shock.

This is interesting. I'd counter that this was a huge problem on Twitter and what's really changed is that all the people who caused these problems self-deported to Bluesky: https://t.co/TbBTP2UXo1

It’s been a lonely road for those of us in the Onion Truth community, but finally our voice is being heard

Joe Weisenthal @TheStalwart

The NYC city council is holding a hearing right now about the quality of fresh produce that we have here. https://t.co/jqDhhxI4Uv https://t.co/IETCEHAWwz

I find Eli Gemstone disgusting, repulsive. I hate him. At least the children know what they are.

In this week's Magazine: @_jessebarron goes to the Palisades burn zone, and finds a simmering battle over its rebuilding — one that might augur a coming realignment in California politics. https://t.co/3NNRAxd06j

Ah yes, yin and yang, the famous concept from Buddhism

Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse

holy crap Rick and Chelsea's bodies literally formed the yin and yang symbol after they died in the White Lotus https://t.co/Gqu0a1tjc3

Mike White’s solo writing process has some obvious strengths, and some obvious weaknesses. For example, no one was around to tell him that he’d unconsciously cribbed the most famous plot line in Star Wars.

Blew it on sharing this yesterday, before it sold out, but if you want to show up and protest my inclusion on the panel, here are the relevant details:

The Drift @thedrift_mag

Twitter has been declared dead many times over — and yet, we’re still here. On April 16, join The Drift, @bigblackjacobin, @willystaley, @SamAdlerBell, and @delia_cai in considering why — and what’s next. Moderated by @elenasb_. RSVP below! https://t.co/XOGUpPzXy5 https://t.co/98YVJFp5JU

You guys know there’s a button you can press to skip this shit right? It’s crazy to develop opinions about this sort of thing.

manny @mannyfidel

the guy who makes the White Lotus themes just did an interview with the NYT announcing that he's leaving the show because of how Mike White wanted the music and released the "uncut" version of the season 3 theme that includes the extension of the beat drop we all wanted lol https://t.co/PJi7oWRVzc