Zac Amico

Tonight at midnight on @gasdigital we keep Black History Month going strong when @ImDaveTemple joins me for Killjoy 2! https://t.co/WzNaugi1hd

Had a blast running the Real Ass Podcast today. Thanks to my guests @IAmMikeFeeney @BrendanSagalow and @DougBrian for making it easy. https://t.co/OTyPcqRdx7

RT @SkankfestNYC: This. Is. What. We. Do. @ZacIsNotFunny . . . #SkankFest invades Houston Texas March 27th-29th. Tickets are on sale now a…

RT @sammorril: Grateful for all the positive feedback on my new special and for all the people who have watched it. No one wanted to make t…

RT @luisjgomez: Toronto at the end of May with @ZacIsNotFunny

RT @CapitolWrestlin: Seems there is no rest for the weary as Zac Amico has penciled Intern Lucas in for another match on 2/22 against none…

A guy asked me today if I had a picture of myself on my shirt. #HardTimes #SonOfAWelder https://t.co/kGKxnmLQsW

Was I? The world may never know!

Tried to sneak a photo of Seymour sleeping and he shot me this look. #busted https://t.co/om3VGk62Y7

Chris Farley in Billy Madison taking his shirt off and saying “That is correct, sir” has to easily be one of the funniest moments in film history.

I’ve never gotten a fundraising text from a presidential candidate but Lane Bryant texts me about sales they’re having 2 or 3 times a week.

C1A. Real hard to pick 2nd row, went with Seinfeld for quantity of good eps cause 30 rock drops off dramatically, but Always Sunny came damn close.

Billy @BillyLong07

Pick one show in each row https://t.co/qEAXVKSoeu

#ChampionsOfChunky sounds like a lifetime achievement award I got for my sex life.

Campbell's Chunky @CampbellsChunky

Your favorite NFL players fueling up cities across America! #ChampionsOfChunky https://t.co/1Zok3vP7k9

Earl when did we have a son?

Earl Skakel @EarlSkakel

Man I look like shit. #Oscars2020 #OscarsSoWhite https://t.co/t8vvwjs8Pn

Like if my last tweet is arguing with a guy telling me I’m gonna die please report my account so that shit gets deleted and I die with a molecule of fat dignity.

The worst part about arguing with trolls who tell me I’m gonna die soon is hoping I don’t die tonight with my half-assed pithy responses left as last words.