Zack Zoetic

Montreal

Freelance Writer at Tabooless

Writer || Queer || Trans man (he/him) || Avatar by @anoukbd

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The Best Discreet Sex Toys, Vibrators, & Dildos to Hide in Plain Sight

4 days ago | tabooless.net | Zack Zoetic

Whether you live at home with your parents, or with nosey roommates… sometimes a discreet sex toy that can be hidden in plain sight is the most important aspect for your toy consideration.
The Best Long Distance Sex Toys & Teledildonics Options in 2025

3 weeks ago | tabooless.net | Zack Zoetic

When I was a child, I heard the older kids talk about something called “cyber sex”. Ever my gadget lover and collector of weird facts parents didn’t want me to know, I asked what that was. “Oh, it’s when you have sex with your Nintendo64,” the kid replied, confident and wise in his 10 years of life experience. “It means you can do it with people in Yahoo chat but only if you have a special controller.”Sadly, I found out this wasn’t the case, but the idea haunted me for decades.
The Best Interactive Sex Toys, Games, Porn, and How to Set It Up

1 month ago | tabooless.net | Zack Zoetic

Technology and sex are longtime lovers. When the printing press was first invented, people quickly realized it was a way to produce vast amounts of erotica and pornography at a fraction of a cost, and distribute it easier than ever before. In the late 20th century, when corporations were deciding between the format that would replace VHS tapes, they saw the popularity of DVDs with the pornography industry and went with those silver discs over any other option.
The Best Motorbunny, Tremor, & Sybian Attachments Reviewed

Jan 20, 2025 | tabooless.net | Zack Zoetic

Before we get to it: All attachments are interchangeable between Sybian, Motorbunny, & Tremor. With a bit of work, you can even fit Standard attachments on the Motorbunny Buck, though you will lose the motions the toy is known for. However, you cannot put MB Buck attachments on other machines. We’ve also excluded the attachments these saddle machines come bundled with as they are pretty standard and universally loved!Rideable vibrators are the top-tier sex toys that you could ever wish to own.
The 2025 Tabooless Kinky Holiday Gift Guide

Dec 11, 2024 | tabooless.net | Zack Zoetic

Hoe hoe hoe, tis the season!(If a dad joke becomes a bit slutty, is it a daddy joke?)Happy holidays, everyone who partakes. While you’re no doubt absolutely inundated with regular gift guides, what about gifts for those freaks on your list? Your situationship that’s hot and heavy, or your dom who knows all your right spots? Or what if you’re a freak picking out your perfect gift on demand from someone with money and a kink for spending it?
8 Pieces of Monster Fucker Media to get you in the Halloween Spirit

Oct 30, 2024 | tabooless.net | Zack Zoetic

Move over pumpkin spice! Autumn is prime time for those interested in what goes bump in the night. Monster fuckers, they’re more common than you think!Welcome to the Carousel of Curiosities for monster fuckers and villain lovers!If you find yourself wrinkling your nose at that, pause for a moment and allow my forked tongue to convince you. I mean, we can argue that society has always been a little curious about monster fucking, at least in a forbidden kind of way.
The Best Thrusting Dildo Handheld Machines in 2024

Aug 23, 2024 | tabooless.net | Zack Zoetic

If you’re a regular reader over here at Tabooless, you’re probably pretty familiar with sex toys at this point. You know the differences between silicone dildos and silicone plugs, which lubes are a bad match for certain types of toys, and you probably know exactly what type of vibrations you enjoy the most (team rumbly all the way).So you’re a bit of a toy connoisseur, a silicone savant, a product professor if you will, you’re not easily impressed but you’re looking for a new treat.
Goldicocks: The Best FTM Prosthetic Options Reviewed

Jul 4, 2024 | tabooless.net | Zack Zoetic

Friends, enemies, lovers… settle in. I’m delighted to be able to share with you all my thoughts on The One Dick To Rule Them All. Go get yourself a beverage, grab a cozy spot in a warm sunbeam, and hunker down because I’ve got the review roundup you’ve been waiting for patiently. In Herman Melvill’s classic novel Moby Dick, Captain Ahab is obsessed over finally catching his white whale, the creature that has haunted his waking life for eons. He will stop at nothing to finally catch and kill it.
Shiny Happy People: An History & Explanation of the Latex Fetish

May 27, 2024 | tabooless.net | Zack Zoetic

Latex. Is there anything more kink-coded than a beautiful person clad entirely in oil-slick rubber? It’s such a quintessential image in the fetish and kink scene that I probably didn’t even have to describe it completely, you just know what it looks like. Latex has been around for decades, and its popularity doesn’t seem to be stopping anytime soon.
Understanding Queer Longing & Sublimating it into Queer Joy

Apr 22, 2024 | tabooless.net | Zack Zoetic

I desireAnd I crave. -Sappho (Fragment 10)Do you remember the age when your childhood friends started to talk about crushes? I don’t know about you, but for me, it felt so sudden. I’m not sure I could have ever been prepared for it, really. When I was a kid, we mostly stayed separated: boys would go off to play kickball, and the girls would all break out into little discussion groups.