Zohaib Ahmed

have they considered the possibility that the chimps already know everything

Cozy @cozygtx

Scientists have been communicating with apes via sign language since the 1960s; apes have never asked one question. https://t.co/2gbvGN4z3h

RT @essenaccount: We went to the moon with less compute than this https://t.co/91w05zawZN

you see a tweet, laugh for 2 seconds, scroll past, and a couple days later see that some indian news pub has written a full article like it was a national event

RT @lherealchieff: White lines ain’t even necessary. Just evolved to aurafarm

you can tell they've disabled the FSD brains of that car or it would have run itself straight into a wall out of sheer horror after seeing the state of our road infrastructure

Ishan Agarwal @ishanagarwal24

The new Tesla Model Y is being tested in 🇮🇳 India ahead of launch. We are getting closer to the unveil! Spotted by @ashishpol86 on Mumbai-Pune expressway. https://t.co/DOTo7BEEmR

i'd give my dlf camellias flat up if it meant better transportation for you💕

they don't even ask about your hobbies in interviews anymore what have we as a race even become

pleased to announce that i have finally cleared the instagram dms backlog

go get those buffoons, queen

BBC News (World) @BBCWorld

Aimee Lou Wood calls SNL parody 'mean and unfunny' https://t.co/kFFJNI2YCs

at this point my body should just funnel all the microplastics to my chest and grow a bionic third arm out of there. the next stage in human evolution

is this the greatest tweet of all time?

ab d. roger @aliabdi

politicians should be required to wear a jacket that has all the corporations sponsoring them like nascar

RT @dougboneparth: Tariffs are clearly working. I’m able to buy my favorite stocks at much lower prices.

buying the dip is awesome. until there's a dip after the dip. and then another. followed by one more.

any spike in scalpers selling travis scott tickets compared to the previous coldplay ones is also a recession indicator btw

i could've sworn this figure was like $2,800 yesterday

DramaAlert @DramaAlert

iPhones made in U.S. could cost $3,500 due to Tariffs. (via Newswire) https://t.co/B4m5FjjJCc

the most advanced military in the world doesn’t just accidentally bomb tribals. they knew exactly who they were hitting. it's just an impossibly cruel PR stunt and a reminder of how brown lives mean nothing to them. and yes, the dems would have done the same

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

These Houthis gathered for instructions on an attack. Oops, there will be no attack by these Houthis!  They will never sink our ships again! https://t.co/lEzfyDgWP5

BMKKY (bharat machhar khatam karo yojana)