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  • 6 days ago | jefftiedrich.com | Jeff Tiedrich

    oh look, Sundowning Grandpa Bloodthirst made a boom-boom — only this time, it wasn’t in his pants. fucking hell. it looks like we have no choice but to wade in and parse this mess — but before we do, I have to point out for the gazillionth time that none of this is normal. it’s not normal for a president to break the news to the world that he’s bombed the shit out of another country via a post on his failing shithole app.all of this is off-the-charts batshit.

  • 1 week ago | jefftiedrich.com | Jeff Tiedrich

    as another stupid week comes to a close here in America, let’s look back at the dumbest fucking shit that happened. there must have been a massive gas leak in Florida’s 13th district that went undetected on Election Day 2022. no other rational explanation exists for their selection of Anna Paulina Luna to represent them in Congress. why do I posit this? well, let’s let Ann Appalling Lunatic put her own batshittery on display.

  • 1 week ago | jefftiedrich.com | Jeff Tiedrich

    here’s an awesome true story from American history. on December 1, 1863, Abe Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation, granting freedom to all enslaved black people in the Confederate states. now, I hear you asking, hey Uncle Jeff, did the citizens of Texas go ‘I guesswe should tell the people we’ve been enslaving that they’re now free’? hell no, they did not. this is Texas we’re talking about. they were all ‘fuck that guy.

  • 1 week ago | jefftiedrich.com | Jeff Tiedrich

    hey, everyone! let’s play Wheel of Moron. here’s how it goes: you take the stupidest fucking imbecile to have ever loaded a diaper in the Oval Office. you make sure he has no impulse control, no understanding of how geopolitics works, and — most importantly — absolutely no understanding of how consequences work. you take this fuckwit, and you put him in charge of a nuclear arsenal. and that’s it! ready to play? here we go.

  • 1 week ago | jefftiedrich.com | Jeff Tiedrich

    when the sentient cockroaches who inherit the Earth from us try to figure out how it all became a smoking, radioactive ruin, they’re not going to believe the truth: that a vindictive, score-settling psychopath went postal because his handlers hustled him out of the G7 before he could power-load his diaper and use it to paint the walls — and because the dumbfuck Fox News dunk-tank clown he made SecDef couldn’t military-parade his way out of a paper bag.

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