everyone is entitled to my own opinion

2 days ago | jefftiedrich.com | Jeff Tiedrich

yesterday at the White House, a bewildered old man in obvious cognitive decline somehow wandered in off the street. the Secret Service must have taken pity on the pathetic old coot, because they did nothing to stop him as he shuffled into the Oval Office and started free-associating into the microphone. “I’ll tell you a story, a friend of mine who’s a business…man, very very very top guy, most of you would have heard of him. highly neurotic. brilliant businessman. uh, seriously overweight.

3 days ago | jefftiedrich.com | Jeff Tiedrich

remember that beady-eyed clown-college reject, Comer Fudd? remember how he squandered four entire years tying to catch that wascally wabbit, Bugs Biden? Comer Fudd was so convinced that the so-called “Biden crime family” had taken a five million dollar bribe from China that he wasted everyone’s time on one pointless hearing after another — and the only thing he ever found was Hunter Biden’s freakishly oversized trouser snake. where the fuck is James Comer now? has anyone seen him lately?

4 days ago | jefftiedrich.com | Jeff Tiedrich

Donald Trump is what would happen if Dunning and Kruger had a baby — and then dropped it on its head. never has a bigger fucking imbecile been more serenely convinced of his own genius. blissfully unaware that he is a hall-of-fame-level dumb-ass, Donny coasts through life on the belief that solving the world’s problems is a piece of cake.

5 days ago | jefftiedrich.com | Jeff Tiedrich

as another stupid week comes to a close here in America, let’s look back at the dumbest fucking shit that happened. Fox News found object Jesse Watters caught up with the Space Nazi this week, and learned what happens when you a talk to a guy who’s high on his own supply. Elon: “and eventually, all life on Earth will be destroyed by the sun.

6 days ago | jefftiedrich.com | Jeff Tiedrich

the College of Cardinals must have been conclaving the shit out of their search for a new pope, ’cause it only took those honchos two days find their boy. meet Robert Prevost. he’s an American, born in Chicago. he roots for the White Sox. he’s 69 years old, and he’ll be popin’ up a storm as Leo XIV. oh wait, I almost left out the best part: he’s a WOKE MARXIST POPE.