everyone is entitled to my own opinion

2 days ago | jefftiedrich.com | Jeff Tiedrich

pinch me, I’m dreaming. Comer Fudd — the banjo kid from Deliverance who somehow grew up to chair the House Oversight Committee — is at it again. Congress’ rake-steppingest glutton for punishment is fucking livid right now. Joe Biden is old? why didn’t anyone tell me that Joe Biden is old? this does not happen on my watch. we’re gonna git to the bottom of this. “at the end of the day, we may demand that he had to come in and uh answer questions. and uh they could refuse to do that.

3 days ago | jefftiedrich.com | Jeff Tiedrich

what in the hallowed name of Intolerance Jesus is this childish, hateful bullshit? oh for fuck’s sake. what’s the fear here? that a gay boat is going to turn all the other boats gay? look, that’s a discredited theory about how boat gayness works. one can’t help but notice that Piss-Drunk Pete ordered this renaming during Pride Month, because fuck you, that’s why. it’s an asshole move, because in-your-face assholishness is the point.

4 days ago | jefftiedrich.com | Jeff Tiedrich

it’s a well-known fact that expertise is not the Confederacy of Sewer Clowns’ strong suit. pretty much the whole worthless lot of them are low-voltage ignoramuses who don’t know shit about shit. look no further than the Secretary of Health and Human Services. he doesn’t know how germs work. the Director of Homeland Security doesn’t know how human rights work. the Defense Secretary doesn’t know how sobriety works. neither does the Attorney for the District of Columbia.

5 days ago | jefftiedrich.com | Jeff Tiedrich

that’s a doozie of a headline, isn’t it? I promise, we’re going to get to it. but first, we need to talk about Mad King Donny’s Director of National Intelligence, Tulsi Gabbard. you see, Tulsi has a wee bit of a problem. it seems her boss is a cognitively-impaired old fuckwit whose brain left the station ages ago. I know, right?

6 days ago | jefftiedrich.com | Jeff Tiedrich

the Space Nazi has left the building. good. fuck that guy. Elon, in his role as Director of the Department of Breaking Shit You Don’t Understand, caused untold damage to America, and to the world. it’s estimated that the cuts to USAID alone have already resulted in 300,000 deaths worldwide, most of them children. on top of all that, he’s probably stolen all of our personal data, as well.