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Pope snubs JD Vance. entire world laughs.

4 days ago | jefftiedrich.com | Jeff Tiedrich

hey folks —so, it’s around 8:45am and I’m about nine hundred words into an angry post about all these heartless Republican fuckwads and the immigrants they disappeared without the slightest due process into that slave-labor gulag. and then it hits me — it’s Easter Sunday. so, no rage-spiraling today. I’m starting over on a short post that’s lighter in tone. you’ll get that long, angry rant tomorrow. — jeff t everybody hates United States Vice President Dildo Baggins. sorry, but them’s the facts.
this week in stupid: April 19 edition

5 days ago | jefftiedrich.com | Jeff Tiedrich

as another stupid week comes to a close here in America, let’s look back at the dumbest fucking shit that happened. Donny Convict’s presidential activities can be sorted into two categories: the Fucking Up Of Shit and the Standing Next To Of Athletes. Donny loves to stand next to sports dudes. anyone who wins anything, they get invited to the White House so that weak and insecure Donny can preen with them and pretend that he’s a winner, too.
trade wars are easy to lose - especially when you’re a dumbfuck

6 days ago | jefftiedrich.com | Jeff Tiedrich

Little Donny Fuckface is so very very sad right now. seems like the silly shit actually believed his own hype about trade wars being easy to win. he thought all he had to do was slap some tariffs on China and they’d fold like a cheap paper fan. he figured President Xi would be on the phone in a hot second, begging for mercy — and that Donny would masterfully art-of-the-deal himself into a glorious victory.
’who wants my awesome sperms?’ asks world’s richest pest

1 week ago | jefftiedrich.com | Jeff Tiedrich

the one sure thing about Donny Convict’s Confederacy of Sewer Clowns is that each and every one of them is a fucktacularly broken-inside psycho. there’s SecDef Kegstand, the ahem alleged sexual-assaulting tosspot who definitely texted war plans to a reporter. then we have ICE Barbie, the puppy perforator who believes her job entails playing dress-up and taking Salvadoran slave-labor selfies.
what’s dumber than a MAGA? nothing.

1 week ago | jefftiedrich.com | Jeff Tiedrich

here’s a quick self-test anyone can do to check their own intelligence. take a look at Donny Convict. do you see a deteriorating carnival clown with radioactive tangerine skin and cotton candy hair, spewing the most batshit nonsense to ever ooze from a rancid anus-mouth? or do you see God’s Own Perfect Avatar On Earth? if you answered the latter, congratulations. you’re a fucking idiot.
Harvard to Donny: fuck straight off with your fascism

1 week ago | jefftiedrich.com | Jeff Tiedrich

courage is in short supply these days, so let’s celebrate it when it happens. Donny Convict has been going hog wild with his Full-Blown Fascism Tour — shredding constitutional rights, ignoring court orders, and generally shitting every democratic principle we hold dear.
these tariffs aren’t dead, they’re just resting

1 week ago | jefftiedrich.com | Jeff Tiedrich

to paraphrase Mark Twain, “suppose that you were an idiot, and suppose that you were one of Donny Convict’s ace team of economic advisors. but I repeat myself.”we keep being told that these are the finest financial minds in the world, but all that ever comes out of their mouths is incoherent twaddle — and none of these chickenfuckers can keep their stories straight for five consecutive minutes. tariffs are on. no wait, they’re off. they back on again. oops, they’re back on.
Bill Maher is very sad because you hate him. boo fucking hoo

1 week ago | jefftiedrich.com | Jeff Tiedrich

what was it about Bill Maher that first made you loathe him? was it his Islamophobia? his transphobia? his misogyny? was it the glee with which he punches down on every marginalized group? his willingness to embrace anti-science nonsense? was it his habit of inviting right-wing hatemongers like Ann Coulter onto his show and giggling along with them as they spew vile shit? or was it just his general air of smug assholishness? ‘look at me, I’m a baaaad boy!’shut the fuck up, Bill.
this week in stupid: April 12 edition

1 week ago | jefftiedrich.com | Jeff Tiedrich

as another stupid week comes to a close here in America, let’s look back at the dumbest fucking shit that happened. Fox News found object Jesse Watters has a warning for America’s men. Jesse Watters: “when you sit behind a screen all day, it makes you a woman. studies have shown this. if you’re building robots, you’re around other guys. you’re not around HR ladies and lawyers and it gives you estrogen.”Jeanine Pirro: “what do yo do?
maybe he’s just a fucking idiot after all

1 week ago | jefftiedrich.com | Jeff Tiedrich

so, Mad King Donny got to do his one-day victory lap. after he announced a (temporary) pause to (some of) his tariffs, the markets soared, insider traders insider-traded the shit out of the jump, and Donny pranced about while the cultists threw flowers and hailed him as a liberator.