Jeff Tiedrich

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Pope snubs JD Vance. entire world laughs.

4 days ago | jefftiedrich.com | Jeff Tiedrich

hey folks —so, it’s around 8:45am and I’m about nine hundred words into an angry post about all these heartless Republican fuckwads and the immigrants they disappeared without the slightest due process into that slave-labor gulag. and then it hits me — it’s Easter Sunday. so, no rage-spiraling today. I’m starting over on a short post that’s lighter in tone. you’ll get that long, angry rant tomorrow. — jeff t everybody hates United States Vice President Dildo Baggins. sorry, but them’s the facts.
The Daily Chimp for Sunday, 20 April 2025

5 days ago | smirkingchimp.com | Jeff Tiedrich

The Daily Chimp for Sunday, 20 April 2025 The 25 most-recent front page postsRobert Reich | The Contagion of CourageFriends, Jo Ellen Grzyb, a member of this Substack community, noted in response to one of my posts that she’s seeing a lot of the phrase “courage is contagious.” She mentioned Bernie, AOC, Cory Booker, Tim Walz, Jasmine Crockett, and Elizabeth Warren. She’s right. And in these darkening times, this ...
this week in stupid: April 19 edition

5 days ago | jefftiedrich.com | Jeff Tiedrich

as another stupid week comes to a close here in America, let’s look back at the dumbest fucking shit that happened. Donny Convict’s presidential activities can be sorted into two categories: the Fucking Up Of Shit and the Standing Next To Of Athletes. Donny loves to stand next to sports dudes. anyone who wins anything, they get invited to the White House so that weak and insecure Donny can preen with them and pretend that he’s a winner, too.
The Daily Chimp for Saturday, 19 April 2025

6 days ago | smirkingchimp.com | Jeff Tiedrich

The Daily Chimp for Saturday, 19 April 2025 The 25 most-recent front page postsC.J. Polychroniou | A Nation of Sheep? Trump's Fascist Tactics Working All Too EasilyTrump’s historic first 100 days are just around the corner. How is the U.S. doing? What are the global implications, including for climate and the environment, of Trump’s policies to create a “new world order” and “Make America Wealthy Again?
trade wars are easy to lose - especially when you’re a dumbfuck

6 days ago | jefftiedrich.com | Jeff Tiedrich

Little Donny Fuckface is so very very sad right now. seems like the silly shit actually believed his own hype about trade wars being easy to win. he thought all he had to do was slap some tariffs on China and they’d fold like a cheap paper fan. he figured President Xi would be on the phone in a hot second, begging for mercy — and that Donny would masterfully art-of-the-deal himself into a glorious victory.
The Daily Chimp for Friday, 18 April 2025

1 week ago | smirkingchimp.com | Jeff Tiedrich

The Daily Chimp for Friday, 18 April 2025 The 25 most-recent front page postsAilia Zehra | ‘A Monster’: GOP Lawmaker Says He’s ‘Truly Scared’ of Trump and ‘His Toadies’White House columnist Brian Karem wrote in an article published in Salon Thursday that not even former President Donald Trump's closest supporters think he is doing a satisfactory job as president. "Many believe that Trump is one of his biggest fans, and while Trump fancies himself 'cool,' not even his closest supporters say ...
’who wants my awesome sperms?’ asks world’s richest pest

1 week ago | jefftiedrich.com | Jeff Tiedrich

the one sure thing about Donny Convict’s Confederacy of Sewer Clowns is that each and every one of them is a fucktacularly broken-inside psycho. there’s SecDef Kegstand, the ahem alleged sexual-assaulting tosspot who definitely texted war plans to a reporter. then we have ICE Barbie, the puppy perforator who believes her job entails playing dress-up and taking Salvadoran slave-labor selfies.
The Daily Chimp for Thursday, 17 April 2025

1 week ago | smirkingchimp.com | Jeff Tiedrich

The Daily Chimp for Thursday, 17 April 2025 The 25 most-recent front page postsRobert Reich | Trump’s Three Unwinnable Wars: China, Harvard, and the Supreme CourtFriends, It was bound to happen. Encouraged by the ease with which many big American institutions have caved in to their demands, the Trump regime — that is, the small cadre of bottom-feeding fanatics around Trump (Vance, Musk, Vought, Miller, and RFK Jr.) along with the child king himself — have overreached ...
what’s dumber than a MAGA? nothing.

1 week ago | jefftiedrich.com | Jeff Tiedrich

here’s a quick self-test anyone can do to check their own intelligence. take a look at Donny Convict. do you see a deteriorating carnival clown with radioactive tangerine skin and cotton candy hair, spewing the most batshit nonsense to ever ooze from a rancid anus-mouth? or do you see God’s Own Perfect Avatar On Earth? if you answered the latter, congratulations. you’re a fucking idiot.
The Daily Chimp for Wednesday, 16 April 2025

1 week ago | smirkingchimp.com | Jeff Tiedrich

The Daily Chimp for Wednesday, 16 April 2025 The 25 most-recent front page postsThom Hartmann | The Next Person in a Cell With No Charges Could Be YouYesterday was the day democracy in our nation officially died. We no longer live in the America we grew up in: “The land of the free and the home of the brave.” The country the rest of the world looked up to and depended on. The country that claimed to follow the rule of law, and valued compassion and the ...