Jeff Tiedrich

2 days ago | jefftiedrich.com | Jeff Tiedrich

yesterday at the White House, a bewildered old man in obvious cognitive decline somehow wandered in off the street. the Secret Service must have taken pity on the pathetic old coot, because they did nothing to stop him as he shuffled into the Oval Office and started free-associating into the microphone. “I’ll tell you a story, a friend of mine who’s a business…man, very very very top guy, most of you would have heard of him. highly neurotic. brilliant businessman. uh, seriously overweight.

2 days ago | open.substack.com | Jeff Tiedrich

yesterday at the White House, a bewildered old man in obvious cognitive decline somehow wandered in off the street. the Secret Service must have taken pity on the pathetic old coot, because they did nothing to stop him as he shuffled into the Oval Office and started free-associating into the microphone. “I’ll tell you a story, a friend of mine who’s a business…man, very very very top guy, most of you would have heard of him. highly neurotic. brilliant businessman. uh, seriously overweight.

2 days ago | smirkingchimp.com | Jeff Tiedrich

The Daily Chimp for Tuesday, 13 May 2025 The 25 most-recent front page postsMarjorie Cohn | Stephen Miller’s Argument for Suspending Habeas Corpus Is Legal GarbageIf White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller is to be believed, Team Trump is poised to drive another stake through the heart of the Constitution. On May 9, Miller told reporters that the administration is considering whether to suspend the right to habeas corpus – known as “The Great Writ” – in immigration cases.

3 days ago | jefftiedrich.com | Jeff Tiedrich

remember that beady-eyed clown-college reject, Comer Fudd? remember how he squandered four entire years tying to catch that wascally wabbit, Bugs Biden? Comer Fudd was so convinced that the so-called “Biden crime family” had taken a five million dollar bribe from China that he wasted everyone’s time on one pointless hearing after another — and the only thing he ever found was Hunter Biden’s freakishly oversized trouser snake. where the fuck is James Comer now? has anyone seen him lately?

3 days ago | smirkingchimp.com | Jeff Tiedrich

The Daily Chimp for Monday, 12 May 2025 The 25 most-recent front page posts Elizabeth Preza | ‘Buyer’s Remorse’ As MAGA Faithful Face Gradual — Then Sudden — Realization Trump Only Hurts Them Former Republican Rich Logis — executive director of the nonprofit Leaving MAGA — on Sunday unveiled 5 “critical guideposts” to reach loved ones who continue to support President Donald Trump, noting that in his own experience, “MAGA became all-consuming” until he “managed to find [his] way out … on...