Sick Chirpse

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A man accused of murdering his neighbours at a nudist resort following a decade-long feud snapped over a hot dog, a court has heard. You might be thinking that ‘hot dog’ is a euphimism given this all went down at a nudist resort, but nope, a literal hot dog was the final staw that sent Michael Royce Sparks, 62, over the edge. Sparks is said to have bludgeoned Daniel Menard, 79, and his wife Stephanie, 73, to death at Olive Dell Ranch in Southern California.

5 days ago | sickchirpse.com | MF Jones

United Airlines is facing a discrimination lawsuit after an Asian woman claimed she was kicked off a flight because she was mistaken for another Asian passenger sat several rows away from her. Whoops! The incident occurred on United flight UA1627, scheduled to fly from Las Vegas to Washington. There were several realtors on board this flight returning from a conference in Vegas, at least two of whom were Asian women. They knew each other and worked together, but were seated 7 rows apart.

5 days ago | sickchirpse.com | MF Jones

A PhD student from China who was studying at UCL in London has been sentenced for 11 rapes of 10 different women –  only three of whom have ben identified – across London and China. However, detectives believe he may have raped up to 50 more. Zhenhao Zou, 28, kitted out his £4,000-a-month soundproofed apartment in Elephant & Castle, south London, with hidden cameras and would film himself raping his victims after plying them with alcohol, ecstasy and date rape drug GHB.

5 days ago | sickchirpse.com | MF Jones

A British plasterer has been left ‘devastated’ after being refused entry into Dubai because of his face tattoos, which feature words such as ‘blessed’, ‘family’ and ‘crazy life’. Jordan Howman, 34, from Crewe, had ‘worked his @rse off’ to save up for the £3000 trip and was hoping to spend a week seeing the UAE with fiancée Theresa, 38, and daughter Kaic, 16.

5 days ago | sickchirpse.com | MF Jones

BBC News presenter Martine Croxall is being celebrated (and also condemned) after making an on-air correction during a live news broadcast the other night, changing the term “pregnant people” to “women”. While presenting a segment on the UK heatwave and the health risks it poses, Croxall said: BBC presenter reads “pregnant people” from the teleprompter and then corrects it to “women”. Takes a brave, brave lady to do this at the BBC.