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1 day ago | 
sickchirpse.com | MF Jones
A crypto boss’s daughter and her 2-year-old toddler were very nearly kidnapped by a gang in broad daylight in Paris this week, but were fortunately able to fight their attackers off with some help from the public. The unnamed woman, 34, her husband and her two-year-old child were attacked by three masked men who tried to bundle her into a delivery van at 8.20am on Tuesday. Here’s the footage: Sous un autre angle. Ils avaient bel et bien armes et couteaux.
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1 day ago | 
sickchirpse.com | MF Jones
A British teenager who had been missing for four days in Thailand has been arrested 4,000 miles away… in Georgia. Bella May Culley, 18, from Billingham, County Durham, sparked a massive international search operation this week as she hadn’t been in touch with her family since Saturday, and was not answering her phone. Her dad, Neil Culley and sister Kerrie Culley, flew out to Thailand in search of her, and found that she had last been seen in Pattaya, about 70 miles southeast of Bangkok.
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2 days ago | 
sickchirpse.com | MF Jones
A prolific fare dodger has been caught without a ticket on his way to court, after already racking up £30,000 in unpaid fines for train fare evasion. Charles Brohiri, who also goes by his rap name Rvre Dean, is one of Britain’s biggest fare dodgers, so you almost have to respect his commitment to that title after he was caught without a ticket on the morning of his court appearance.
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2 days ago | 
sickchirpse.com | MF Jones
A New Jersey firefighter named Nick Galante is going viral after throwing a birthday party and divorce party in one; though his wife didn’t realise it was a divorce party until he outed her cheating in front of everyone. From the sounds of it, a few of the attendees knew about her infidelity already. Here’s how it played out on the night: @exposing2358 I hate taking other peoples videos and not my own screen recordings but sometimes things must be shared.
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2 days ago | 
sickchirpse.com | MF Jones
A masked wrestler named Ninja Mack in Japan just pulled off one of the most hilarious, jaw-dropping wrestling moves I think I’ve ever seen in my life, and it might actually be better than anything WWE has done in a long time.
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2 days ago | 
sickchirpse.com | MF Jones
A man has been arrested on suspicion of arson after Keir Starmer’s home in Kentish Town, north London was damaged in a fire yesterday. The 21-year-old was arrested in the early hours of Tuesday and remains in custody after two other incidents of suspected arson, one on an Islington property also linked to Starmer, and another on a car. Keir Starmer bought the four-bedroom terraced property in 2004 for £650,000 – roughly £1,150,000 today – and paid off the mortgage last September.
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3 days ago | 
sickchirpse.com | MF Jones
Prime Minister Keir Starmer has called for the UK to take back its borders, says the UK is becoming an “island of strangers” and immigrants should learn how to speak English. Labour and the Tories are both feeling the heat from Nigel Farage’s Reform UK in the polls, which could go some way to explaining this new attitude from Sir Keir: Who is this and what have they done with the real @Keir_Starmer ?
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3 days ago | 
sickchirpse.com | MF Jones
An Amazon delivery driver has been sacked after CCTV footage showed her taking a dump on a Los Angeles homeowner’s doorstep, before following that up by urinating on the porch of another property. Here’s the footage: Amazon says the driver has since been fired: “We’re deeply disturbed by the unacceptable behavior of this delivery driver and apologize to the customers involved.
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3 days ago | 
sickchirpse.com | MF Jones
Earlier this year, South Carolina re-introduced the firing squad as an option for death row inmates on how they would like to die. This means when you’re on death row in South Carolina, you can choose between death by lethal injection, electric chair, or three prison guards shooting you in the heart. You’re spoilt for choice! Thus far, there have been two firing squad executions in South Carolina since the method was reinstated.
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3 days ago | 
sickchirpse.com | MF Jones
French president Emmanual Macron, UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer, and German opposition leader Friedrich Menz were on a train from Poland to Ukraine the other day, when reporters entered their cabin and caught Macron and Menz shuffling a couple of items out of view. It wasn’t long before the clip went viral, with social media users claiming that Macron was concealing a bag of cocaine and Menz was hiding a coke spoon.
