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1 week ago |
wildingout.substack.com | Robin Wilding
Trump’s democrapocalyptic plans to destroy the world apparently require such regularly shenanigans and clusterfuckery that barely a day goes by without hearing hearing his name plastered across the news. Even here in Canada. And I get sick of hearing about him and his cabinet of cosplaytriots. I’ve heard the name Trump so much that the word has lost all meaning. Ironic, given that Trump can’t trump shit.
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1 week ago |
wildingout.substack.com | Robin Wilding
Space nerds on China’s Tiangong space station were cosmically swashbuckling the space decks and swabbed a new type of bacteria. They discovered a new bacterium called Niallia tiangongensis. Then they brought it back to Earth. My immediate reactoin was to scream loud enough that the astronauts on Tiangong could hear me:“Nope.”“Put. It. Back.”Earth is fucked up enough right now. We don’t need to bring new space flora and fauna back to our planet.
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1 week ago |
wildingout.substack.com | Robin Wilding
Have you ever heard someone speak and immediately wonder if they’re a friend of Dorothy? That’s ‘gay voice’; it’s a thing. It doesn’t have to be overly-dramatic, like Jack on Will & Grace, even minor voice inflections can give off a gay vibe from those in the skittles community. Some people may associate ‘gay voice’ with over-the-top expressions like ‘Yass’ and ‘Slay!’, but ‘gay voice’ isn’t just a cultural phenomenon in sociophonetics.
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1 week ago |
wildingout.substack.com | Robin Wilding
Most of us have probably heard about whiskey dick. Well, maybe not the devout Seventh-Day Adventists and other bible thumpers-not-humpers. If you’re one of those, go on and clutch your pearls now, because shit’s about to get sinnery. Whiskey dick is when your pump-action DNA rifle has a leaky hose. It happens after you’ve had too many wiggly stumble pops.
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2 weeks ago |
wildingout.substack.com | Robin Wilding
In case you’ve been living in an off-the-grid bunker and have misssed the utter dicktatorial fuckery that’s been happening in America, there’s a democrapocalypse going on. Sorry to break the bad news, but I appreciate you using your one-time, from-the-bunker checking in on the world to read this. Emperor Palpatini Hands, and his loyal followers from Dumbfuckistan, are having a military parade for the 250th anniversary of the military.
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