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5 days ago | 
wildingout.substack.com | Robin Wilding
I’m so tired my tired is tired. Have you ever been so tired that a medically induced coma sounds like a fun weekend getaway? That’s me. I’m so tired these days that I rate the surface areas of my house based on their sleepability. Currently, the bathtub is winning. If I ran the nearby shower gently, the water could sound close enough to rainforest background noise. Should I get my hands on a waterproof pillow — that will cement the deal.
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1 week ago | 
wildingout.substack.com | Robin Wilding
*Quick update—I’m doing a Live video on The Daily Whatever podcast this Saturday at 12pm EST. We’re going to talk about how Gen X is feral, and the differences of millennials like me. It should be fun, I watch these two almost everyday and they’re engaging and hilarious. Oh, and support me if you can, options below this post start at $1. (Those who already have—you’re amazing!)I just watched a podcast where the old trope of ‘making him wait’ to batter his corndog was brought up again.
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1 week ago | 
wildingout.substack.com | Robin Wilding
*Quick reminder, there are options below to support this broke-ass-but-healthcare-having writer, starting at $1Complaining about our healthcare system is practically a national hobby up here in Canada. We make jokes about it, like that the Canadian healthcare system teaches you how resilient the human body is on its own. And that most of your medical problems can be solved with Tylenol. We quip that your broken bone will be healed by the time you get an MRI scan of it.
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1 week ago | 
wildingout.substack.com | Robin Wilding
These days, there’s a lot of hatred and anger being hurled around. And before panties get twisted across the political spectrum — both sides hurl it out. Granted one side does tend to skew more towards the racist and bigoted fuckery. But we’re a bunch of angry wankers these days. ‘Did you just call us wankers?’Yes. We’re all a bunch of self-fornicating feral fuckers. Humans are just masturbating monkeys with mortgages and day jobs.
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1 week ago | 
themouthyrenegadewriter.substack.com | Robin Wilding
I gotta say, my choice for Robin’s Saturday Night Special bonus article hit close to home. As a Gen Xer myself, I find this startlingly accurate as well as hilarious. I hope you enjoy this one today. I think you will. is the funniest writer I know and a close friend. Be sure to hit the subscribe button if you enjoy this as much as I did. Thanks, Y’all! &:^)A quick reminder before we get to the badassery of Gen X, that Wilding Out (that’s me) is a reader-supported publication.
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1 week ago | 
wildingout.substack.com | Robin Wilding
Sigh, America. Since your president decided to tariff the bejeezus out of you and bring manufacturing back to Murica, your future ain’t looking great. Especially since your Cheeto in Chief doesn’t understand how tariffs or taxes work. The characters on Sesame Street know more about economics than the Kumquat Kleptocrat. The Chinese certainly understand tariffs better than Darth Tax Evader. And they’re trolling him, hard.
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2 weeks ago | 
wildingout.substack.com | Robin Wilding
I’m not normally super kinky in the bedroom, but I have to say, the idea of bondage really gets me excited. What can I say, whips and chains excite me. Well, mainly the chains. Or ropes, handcuffs, or apparently, there’s bondage tape. Duct tape me up like a last-minute, poorly-wrapped Christmas gift — I’m in. But my reason for adoring this kinky art form isn’t exactly sexy. I like it because the chick gets to be lazy. I’m tired, and the idea being tied up — I love that for me.
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2 weeks ago | 
wildingout.substack.com | Robin Wilding
Hey peeps, I’m sending this out-of-sorts post midday because I just wanted to get it out. It’s not my usual funny, but for those readers around for a while, I post a serious one once in a blue moon. We’ll return to your regularly scheduled funny shortly. It was a red wave in Canada this week. Red being the colour of the Liberal party of Canada, and the maple leaf on our flag. We successfully voted in Mark Carney, instead of the Conservative alternative, PeePee Poilievre. Phew, thank fuck.
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2 weeks ago | 
wildingout.substack.com | Robin Wilding
Ladies, for millennia, we’ve been bamboozled. We’ve been out-maneuvered and double-crossed by an international consortium of pocket thieves. We’ve been pocket hoodwinked. Pocket pigeon-holed. The global pocket cabal has convinced us that their machinations against us are our choice, a fashion choice. Don’t be fooled — they’re out for us. And our pockets. That’s why we don’t have any. But the resistance is sewing. This fashion faction, this pocket caucus, can be traced back to ancient Greece.
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2 weeks ago | 
wildingout.substack.com | Robin Wilding
*Quick reminder, there are options at the end where you can support me for as little as one dollar. Being part of the brokeass brigade generally isn’t a point of pride or particularly fun. Unless balancing your checkbook with magical math you pulled out of your arse is fun for you. But these days, it’s good to be po’. I’m not talking newly poor. I’m talking Old No Money. We po’ bastards who constitute the Old Guard of Broke-ness know how to duck and dive in lean times.
