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5 days ago | 
themouthyrenegadewriter.substack.com | Robin Wilding
Happy Weekend, Y’all! You know what time it is. It’s our Friday night bonus article from my Sis and favorite Canadian humor writer, . You guys will get a kick out of this one. I know I sure did!If you enjoy humor writing and funny stuff, check this one out and subscribe to Robin. She’s one of the best values out there. Check out her $1 to $5 monthly plans at the end of the article. Have an awesome weekend, my friends.
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6 days ago | 
wildingout.substack.com | Robin Wilding
Trump’s cabinet picks are, in general, fruitier than Baroque-era art. But his pick of RFK Jr to lead the Department of Health and Human Services was truly batshit-level fruit loopy. I mean, what could possibly go wrong by having an anti-vax, roided-up, roadkill soufflé-ing septuagenarian in that position, right? We’ll gloss over facts, like that he thought Ashkenazi Jews and Chinese people were “ethnically targeted” to be spared by COVID.
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1 week ago | 
wildingout.substack.com | Robin Wilding |Philip Ogley |Brandon Ellrich
When another humor writer takes your piece and runs with it—it’s an epic feeling. It’s the highest compliment because it generally means they thought it was so funny that it inspired their funny brain to start machinating on the topic. One of my fav humor writers from my Medium days, (he’s the comedic easter egg of Medium) did that before on a poem I wrote about micro penises. He wrote a comedic rebuttal.
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1 week ago | 
wildingout.substack.com | Robin Wilding
Barbie has been given a makeover with each major change in the American zeitgeist. This cultural icon has been given continual rebranded facelifts to keep her relevant in the changing times. And now — we have her MAGA makeover, to represent the state of Murica in 2025. *Spoilers* — It ain’t pretty. To make Barbie match the feminine mystique of the current administration, her makeover includes an actual facelift.
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1 week ago | 
wildingout.substack.com | Robin Wilding
What a wild ride this season of America has been in 2025. From democracy to oligarchy to likely full-on dick-tater-ship in the span of a few months. Not to mention the egomaniacal colonialism plans to rename the Gulf of WhatsHerFace, economically take Canada, and just flat-out usurp Greenland. Phew, a lot has happened this year — and we’re only a quarter through. I don’t know what’s on your bingo card, but mine has everything from pestilence to pox to plague.
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1 week ago | 
wildingout.substack.com | Robin Wilding
So in a moment of ‘I want my ball back’, the French made demands last month, for America to return the Statue of Liberty back to France. *Le gasp*. Member of the European Parliament, Raphaël Glucksmann, made the demand, claiming that some Americans “have chosen to switch to the side of the tyrants”. And now he wants to call ‘backsies’ on the 140-year-old gift. White House Press Secretary (and former child of the corn), Karoline Leavitt, called ‘no backsies’ immediately of course.
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1 week ago | 
themouthyrenegadewriter.substack.com | Robin Wilding
Hey Everyone!It’s Saturday Night, and it’s all right for reading! Especially when it’s from my favorite humor writer and close friend, . You’ll want to check this one out. This made me laugh so much. Please support Robin if you enjoy this hilarious piece. Free or paid subscriptions are always appreciated. Thank you so much for checking it out! Are you one of the hundreds of millions of Americans who feel angsty about living in a hostile government takeover?
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1 week ago | 
wildingout.substack.com | Robin Wilding
Meditation has been all the rage for decades. Tap into your ultimate zen, reach enlightenment, blah blah blah. Fuck meditation. When I try to meditate I fall asleep. I assume that means I’m either total shite at it, or I have completely mastered it. Or did I win at meditating? *Shakes Magic 8 Ball*…“Outlook not so good”. Pfft, whatever. Either way, meditation isn’t for me. But I’m still surprisingly cool as a cucumber and all zen about life.
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2 weeks ago | 
wildingout.substack.com | Robin Wilding
The MAGA crowd seems to have a newfound crush on Canada, like we’re their new pretend girlfriend. They’re suddenly obsessed with their neighbour north of the border, and think we should be their 51st state. Canadians have said ‘over our dead bodies’, but that doesn’t seem to deter them. So I thought I’d educate the MAGA crowd, who now have a hard-on for Canada, on what they’d be getting if they took over our happy country. Gay. You’d get gay. Canada is wildly, flamingly, fabulously homosexual.
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2 weeks ago | 
wildingout.substack.com | Robin Wilding
As much as I loathe starting any sentence with ‘twenty years’ ago, because it reminds me that I’m not in my 20s anymore (I’m 42, so it’s My 20s Round Two: Almost-Geriatric Boogalo) — here I am. About twenty years ago I was living in South Korea. And I was immediately jealous of the level of their toilet game. I moved there to teach English after my plans after graduating with print journalism and poli-sci degrees didn’t turn into the globe-trotting journalist job I’d hoped for.
