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1 week ago | 
wildingout.substack.com | Robin Wilding
Trump’s democrapocalyptic plans to destroy the world apparently require such regularly shenanigans and clusterfuckery that barely a day goes by without hearing hearing his name plastered across the news. Even here in Canada. And I get sick of hearing about him and his cabinet of cosplaytriots. I’ve heard the name Trump so much that the word has lost all meaning. Ironic, given that Trump can’t trump shit.
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1 week ago | 
wildingout.substack.com | Robin Wilding
Space nerds on China’s Tiangong space station were cosmically swashbuckling the space decks and swabbed a new type of bacteria. They discovered a new bacterium called Niallia tiangongensis. Then they brought it back to Earth. My immediate reactoin was to scream loud enough that the astronauts on Tiangong could hear me:“Nope.”“Put. It. Back.”Earth is fucked up enough right now. We don’t need to bring new space flora and fauna back to our planet.
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1 week ago | 
wildingout.substack.com | Robin Wilding
Have you ever heard someone speak and immediately wonder if they’re a friend of Dorothy? That’s ‘gay voice’; it’s a thing. It doesn’t have to be overly-dramatic, like Jack on Will & Grace, even minor voice inflections can give off a gay vibe from those in the skittles community. Some people may associate ‘gay voice’ with over-the-top expressions like ‘Yass’ and ‘Slay!’, but ‘gay voice’ isn’t just a cultural phenomenon in sociophonetics.
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1 week ago | 
intowine.com | Loren Sonkin |Nancy Parode |Robin Wilding |Brad Prescott
Jamie Kutch tends to make very elegant Pinot Noir's. Ruby in color, clear and bright. The nose is nice with cherries, cherry cough drops, slight sour cherries and slighter cola. Medium bodied. Light tannins. Nicely balanced. On the palate, this seems fully mature. Some depth and complexity. Good finish. This is drinking very well and seems about at peak. It should be at this level for at least another five years. It is very nice on its own and will work well with the right foods.
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1 week ago | 
wildingout.substack.com | Robin Wilding
Most of us have probably heard about whiskey dick. Well, maybe not the devout Seventh-Day Adventists and other bible thumpers-not-humpers. If you’re one of those, go on and clutch your pearls now, because shit’s about to get sinnery. Whiskey dick is when your pump-action DNA rifle has a leaky hose. It happens after you’ve had too many wiggly stumble pops.
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2 weeks ago | 
themouthyrenegadewriter.substack.com | Robin Wilding
Hey Everyone! I’m bringing you Friday’s bonus article from my favorite humor writer early today. So you have time to create your own protest signs if you find these as hilarious as I do. You can fight fascism while being the cool kid at your local “No Kings” Protest tomorrow with these signs. She nailed it on this one. Please hit the subscribe button if you enjoy Robin’s humor as much as I do. A monthly tip for your favorite Canadian comedy queen would surely be appreciated.
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2 weeks ago | 
wildingout.substack.com | Robin Wilding
In case you’ve been living in an off-the-grid bunker and have misssed the utter dicktatorial fuckery that’s been happening in America, there’s a democrapocalypse going on. Sorry to break the bad news, but I appreciate you using your one-time, from-the-bunker checking in on the world to read this. Emperor Palpatini Hands, and his loyal followers from Dumbfuckistan, are having a military parade for the 250th anniversary of the military.
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2 weeks ago | 
wildingout.substack.com | Robin Wilding
*Quick reminder, your support means the world to us, and there are options at the end starting at $1. I have a secret weapon of sadness destruction. It annihilates melancholy and gives you a dose of serotonin that’s potent enough to happify a glum elephant. It’s Cora, my dog. She’s my little happy factory. This 50-lb fur factory has an infectious spirit. I know everyone says that about their dog. But my dog is bestestest dog to ever dog (just like everyone else).
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2 weeks ago | 
intowine.com | Loren Sonkin |Amy Beaudine |Robin Wilding
In a recent tasting of 8 Sonoma Zinfandels done blind, this was my favorite. Now, tasting wines in this manner is not conclusive as often the bigger, flashier wines win. That said, this was also one of the least expensive wines in the group! This is a blend of 88% Zinfandel, 11% Petite Sirah, and 1% Alicante Bouschet. Purple in color, ruby at the rim, opaque and bright. The nose is tight at first but opens to show black cherries, black licorice, bramble and slight black pepper. Medium bodied.
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2 weeks ago | 
wildingout.substack.com | Robin Wilding
This year might be Canada’s year to shine in the international limelight. Granted, it’s easier when the superpower under you who normally steals your thunder is currently somehow both underwater and a dumpster fire. One way Canaduh may shine this year is by attracting top global talent, since sub-aquatic dumpster bonfires tend to scare off applicants and all. Ever since Trumpledumbskin was elected, there’s been an exodus of the American intelligentry.
