Al Booth

To the loo, my darling?

Insider @thisisinsider

11 things you should skip at your wedding reception, according to industry pros https://t.co/WvD88TSGbN

Toploader are the new George Formby. #VEDay80

As it's a day of commemorating the sacrifices our veterans made to live freely, shall we let them have the heating on?

Rachel Reeves @RachelReevesMP

I know how much our armed forces and their families sacrifice to safeguard our way of life. Today we come together as a nation to celebrate them, and all those who have fought for our freedom. #VEDay80

Last night I watched Mike Basset: England Manager for the first time since I rented it from Blockbuster. I still can't decide whether it's dreadful or brilliant. (Love that Atomic Kitten did the England song. Are they the group with more football songs than anyone?)

I am considering setting up a grass mowing service where people pay over time at a high rate of interest. I shall be called The Lawn Shark.

Listening to @saranaidinecox in the office and it has sparked a debate: Is Love Me Like You by Little Mix a Christmas song? I’m here for it either way.

RT @babblingbates: Having been on @Notts_TV from the very start, and even presented a show, it was very sad to hear it’s closing its doors…

Heart 90s just played “Roll To Me” at 15:40 and then went into another song. The universe is spinning with this madness…

Hello @NortonSupport. Do you have a number I can talk to someone on, please? You have taken £179 from an account and it's put it into overdraft because I wasn't expecting it. But there doesn't seem to be any way to contact you.

Luther: Never Too Much is as good as I hoped it would be. When everyone at school was listening to Cypress Hill or Thunder, I was listening to Luther Vandross. Also, I did not know Richard Marx co-wrote “Dance With My Father.”

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Ever wondered how many modes of transport are referenced throughout @ChrisDeBurgh 1989 album “Spark to a Flame”? Well, thanks to an hour at my computer earlier, you need wonder no more. You’re welcome. https://t.co/gN8KJyqiEi

Nothing says “I don’t know who I am anymore” like spending NYE watching “Singalong with Jane McDonald.” https://t.co/KETqSuukag

Today I’m going old skool parenting. Getting the kids in the car and we’re going to drive until inspiration hits. Or a soft play appears on the horizon.

Labour are in power. Oasis have reformed. Surely now is the time to finally bring back Metz. https://t.co/fjqMNGUrbs

Just tried to host a meeting on Zoom and I couldn't hear anything. I could hear everything else on my PC. It's like those Downing Street updates during Covid. (Any Zoom sound tips are well appreciated.)