Alise Napp

RT @annehelen: People should do this, and also if you don't have kids but have friends who do, DIRECTLY OFFER to do this for them Unless…

On my third round of #MidnightsTaylorSwift and loving it more with each pass. Layered, complex, and a mature mix of her past four albums (at least). Easy favorite so far is Sweet Nothing.

My child's morning nap (which we do at home before daycare drop-off) is going on 2+ hours. That's great and all, but I really wish he would've brought that kind of dedication at 4:30am instead. https://t.co/zKIVVhtCQW

Please respect my privacy at this time. I make dinner every night with either Jed Bartlett or Jessica Fletcher. But only Jessica Fletcher got me through the worst years and insomnia of my life.

NBC News @NBCNews

BREAKING: Angela Lansbury, ‘Murder, She Wrote’ and ‘Beauty and the Beast’ star, has died at age 96. https://t.co/0ZWgXbqhWH https://t.co/o0sbYeU9SV

Just got the proofs for Oliver’s first school pictures. Brb. Headed to clean out our bank account before Kevin realizes what an adorable, irresistible scam this is and stops me from buying them all.

I desperately miss singing for an audience. I feel like a vital piece of me is missing. And also, the way Oliver looks at me when I sing is a feeling like no standing ovation I've ever gotten. 🥰

This whole situation is easily my favorite thing to happen in ages. Brava to everyone who made the collaboration real.

Library of Congress @librarycongress

Hearing @lizzo play some of the Library's priceless antique instruments on Monday was such a gift, and we were honored and happy to help her share that gift with her concert audience Tuesday night. Here is some more behind-the-scenes footage of her Library tour. #LizzoAtLOC https://t.co/OQc4K3YXBg

Look. I’m not trying to BLAME @penton_maggie or make her feel any sort of way, especially since she’s in for some bad weather, but it was barely a week ago that she announced to our team what a quiet hurricane season it had been so far. https://t.co/X2PXVKhLxj

I am dying. Tomorrow at our daycare, in celebration of National Family Day, every family gets ONE cake pop. I’m laughing so hard. You have so many choices. And you went with a one bite dessert that basically can’t be shared. For NATIONAL FAMILY DAY. 🤣🤣🤣

What I’m learning about parenthood is that you can end the workday feeling deeply productive and optimistic and still end up eating a second round of pizza rolls on the couch at 9pm.

A real testament to my love for @tjenkinsreid - The exhaustion at 5 months of parenthood is acute. Yet, Carrie Soto and I are blazing through tournaments and eschewing sleep. (Yes, I know it’s before 9. I’m a very tired new parent with a very excellent book. Let me live.)

Just saying, for no reason at all, in some moments where my husband’s parents or extended family have been in health crisis/impending death, I excused myself graciously from the situation so the core family could be together to process and grieve. Those choices were right & good.

Oliver has learned to pull my glasses off my face. He grasps each side, slowly removes them, stares me in the eyes, and grins with pride. So, basically, I'm starring in a 90s movie makeover moment 30 times a day.

First day of school (daycare) EVER for Oliver and Lizzo’s About Damn Time is on a loop as God intended. https://t.co/yp14fLa2BG

My baby thinks it’s hilarious when I yawn which, frankly, is rude.