Amy Currul

Oct 18, 2024 | thehardtimes.net | Amy Currul

ORLANDO, FLa. — Young fans of the legendary Warped Tour are frustrated to find that tickets for the 2025 revival tour are so expensive they will not be able to attend despite having been conceived at the original festival, Gen Z sources confirmed. “It’s crazy, dude. We’re the first generation to be worse off than our parents.

Sep 7, 2024 | thehardtimes.net | Amy Currul

It’s been a long night of drinking, meaning we have inevitably reached the point where my bladder has caught up to my mouth/stomach, and I am now facing the consequences of my actions. In short: I need to pee. The problem is, I am far too drunk to patiently wait in a bar bathroom line. Since I decided to consume more alcohol than humanly possible I feel it is my right to blast my way to the front of the line while hurling insults at every single one of you waiting patiently for your turn.

Jul 31, 2024 | mcsweeneys.net | Amy Currul |Jus Kaplan |Jack Stebbins

“The bid to bring the Summer Olympics to Boston in 2024 fell apart nine years ago… Many community leaders and residents were supportive of the idea, and some expressed disappointment when the bid was canceled.” — The Boston Globe, 7/24/2024 - - - Rotary Cycling No Blinker Merging Allston Couch Surfing Four-Hundred-Meter Dash (to the nearest Dunkin’) MBTA Delay Relay Swimming in Housing Debt Mass Pike Marathon Bragging About Basketball Biotech Job Hopping School Boarding Town Name Pronouncing...

Dec 15, 2023 | medium.com | Amy Currul

This Green Juice Will Fix All Of My Problems!Hello! I’d like to order a green juice please. Yes, that’s right, the one that will immediately fix all of my problems. This morning on a whim, I decided I need to start taking better care of myself and prioritizing my health. So today, as the first step in a larger journey I’m maybe embarking on, I’m starting by replacing my morning large iced latte with six shots of espresso with a small green juice.

Jul 10, 2023 | medium.com | Amy Currul

Humor New episode of the podcast & our favorite humor pieces of the week! We're back with another episode of the Greener Pastures podcast, and today we're interviewing Hilary Fitzgerald Campbell! Listen here. Hilary is a cartoonist and illustrator. Her work has appeared in The New Yorker, New York Times, Barron's, and more.