Andrew Fleming

6 days ago | wonkette.com | Andrew Fleming

It’s easy for Canadians to forget our head of state is an old British dude who doesn’t actually live here and gets his power directly from the will of God. The government even seems touchy when explaining the arrangement with the head of the Church of England and a big bunch of other things: “We do not swear allegiance to a piece of cloth (office), a document (a constitution) or a political entity.

1 week ago | wonkette.com | Andrew Fleming

America’s tourism industry finds itself in a similar boat as the mayor of the fictional New England summer destination of Amity Island once did: How do you get people to come spend money on a beach vacation when you’ve got a gigantic killer shark problem?

2 weeks ago | wonkette.com | Andrew Fleming

Chad Kroeger warned us from the start he isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed. Nickelback’s signature hit begins with the high school drop-out admitting to not being a wise man and — while Eddie Vedder may have thoughts on him not cutting it as a poor man stealing — it should come as no great surprise these hard-partying bubblegrunge doofuses from rural Alberta lean to the right.

3 weeks ago | wonkette.com | Andrew Fleming

There was a lot of nervous anticipation before the first face-to-face meeting between newly elected Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney and his tragic American counterpart last week. Especially given the recent Oval Office ambush of war hero Volodymyr Zelenskyy and the very real chance Canada could find itself on the receiving end of a very special military operation of our own someday soon.

1 month ago | wonkette.com | Andrew Fleming

None of the Canadian NHL teams currently battling for the country’s first Stanley Cup in more than 30 goddamn years had a game last Monday, which might’ve helped with the higher-than-average voter turnout of 69 percent for the latest federal election. See also: a general sense of existential dread. A general sense of existential dread?