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Ric Grenell Will Not Throw Away His Shot To Take A Shot At 'Hamilton'

3 days ago | wonkette.com | Robyn Pennacchia

The Kennedy Center is not doing great. The best thing they’ve got at the moment is the touring production of Les Miserables — which I love, but which anyone anywhere near a medium-sized city can see at least once a year. Other than that, they’ve got performances from several acts that aren’t even well-known enough to have Wikipedia pages, a Dolly Parton concert with no Dolly Parton …And The Lion King. Not the stage musical. The movie from 1994.
Homewrecking Hussy Kim Davis Is Back (Again) And Hoping To Destroy Your Marriage (Again)

3 days ago | wonkette.com | Robyn Pennacchia

Kim Davis, America’s favorite county clerk/homophobe/persistent wearer of long-sleeved shirts under short sleeved shirts and/or dresses, is back and ready to rumble. Or, rather, try to make same-sex marriage illegal again.
Stew Peters Wants The Kids To Know That Being White Is Super Alright

3 days ago | wonkette.com | Gary Legum

Nazi Howdy Doody doll Stew Peters has found himself a new creative endeavor. Having conquered filmmaking with a documentary claiming that COVID was caused by snake venom the Vatican slipped into the world’s water supplies as part of a plot to make sure everyone has some of Satan’s DNA in them, he is now taking on the world of letters by writing a children’s book. And it looks like quite the barn-burner. Or cross-burner, to be more precise. The book is titled — are you ready for this?
Meet The 22-Year-Old Twit Charged With Keeping America Safe From Iranian Sleeper Terrorists!

4 days ago | wonkette.com | Gary Legum

Stop us if you’ve heard this one before. The United States launches an unjustified attack on a foreign nation with a majority-Muslim population. And no matter whether the attack achieves whatever its goals are or not, the federal government warns the public that there might be revenge attacks by sleeper cells living quiet lives running bodegas in New York or something.
Guess Who Florida GOP Rep. Kat Cammack Blames For Doctors Not Wanting To Treat Her Ectopic Pregnancy?

4 days ago | wonkette.com | Robyn Pennacchia

A little over a year ago, Republican Florida Republican Rep. Kat Cammack could have died. Five weeks into an ectopic pregnancy, she was rushed to the emergency room where doctors told her that they could not treat her, for fear of losing their licenses or ending up in prison if they violated Florida’s then-new abortion ban.
It's Your Pre-World War III Sunday Show Rundown!

4 days ago | wonkette.com | Michael Mora

We don’t usually start immediately with a video clip, but this 2011 one seems relevant. DONALD TRUMP: Our president will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate. He's weak and ineffective. Now that President Nostradumbass has made his prediction come true about himself, his sycophantic stooges appeared on the Sunday shows to try to intellectually Zamboni his stupidity.
How Much Public Land Does Piece Of S*it Mike Lee Want To Sell? All Of It, Katie!

4 days ago | wonkette.com | Gary Legum

Boy, did Senator Mike Lee (R-UT) have himself a week last week. First, the Svengali of Salt Lake, the Pope of Provo, the whatever of whatever other cities are in Utah, endeared himself to his Democratic colleagues in the Senate by mocking the absolute shit out of the assassination of the Democratic state speaker in Minnesota and her husband, and the attempted assassination and severe wounding of a Democratic state senator and his wife. If you are a subscriber, ignore this.
Happy Anniversary To The Miller Test, Which May Not Be Long For This World

6 days ago | wonkette.com | Robyn Pennacchia

Today is the anniversary of the Supreme Court’s decision in Miller vs. California, which did not, as I assumed at one time, have anything to do with Henry Miller (that was another obscenity case), but rather with Marvin Miller, a guy who was going around mailing porn to people who did not consent to that. The majority opinion in the case, written by Justice Warren E.
Dodgers Decline To Let Masked Nazis In To Deport People Or Masturbate Or Both

1 week ago | wonkette.com | Gary Legum

Sports! Sports sports sports sports sports! Is there any part of American life and culture that the Trump administration can’t hurt with its pettiness and malevolence? When it comes to pettiness and malevolence, MAGA holds all the gold medals!On Thursday, officers from some unidentified agency under the Department of Homeland Security decided to fuck with baseball, the sport so often described as being as American as apple pie.
Nosy Doctor Sues For Permission To Tell Cops About Your Out-Of-State Abortion, Wins.

1 week ago | wonkette.com | Robyn Pennacchia

Judge Matthew Kacsmaryk has done it again! Late on Wednesday, our least favorite US district judge in the United States issued yet another horrifying, 65-page decision related to both reproductive health care and gender-affirming care — overturning a federal law that prevents doctors and other health care providers from sharing people’s personal health information (PHI) with law enforcement in these cases.