Becky Vieira

Please remember that there a LOT of angry people out and about right now. They are unhinged, don’t give a f*ck about anything & you only need to exist to provoke some of them. One important thing to remember: If you are driving—or even sitting in your car—and someone in another

We tell our kids that Santa comes down the chimney to eat our cookies, the tooth fairy flies in and lifts their heads off pillows to snatch their old teeth, we try to trap leprechauns in our homes every March, a giant bunny leaves eggs everywhere in spring, and a tiny elf

Some days my kid is pretty great. Other days I’m left wondering if somehow I unknowingly mated with Satan. Today was a “check the head for devil horns” kind of day.

Demi Moore is allowed to be disappointed. Anyone who loses out on something they worked hard for, and dreamed of, would be. And for what it’s worth, she was completely gracious. Yet there were headlines assessing her reaction, with lip readers claiming to know what she said and

Hey hon. We’ve been having a hard time lately, but you need to remember this: the gates of hell will officially close at 2 a.m. on March 9. Daylight saving time will begin, allowing us to live happily ever after in sunshine and light. (Until November when we descend into

I’m just thinking about how happy I am that I didn’t cut bangs during my last emotional meltdown.

Your uterus grew to the size of a watermelon, reaching the rib cage.  Your stomach swung upward by almost 45 degrees. Your liver and lungs were squeezed by the stomach and intestines. Your bladder moved upwards. Your intestines and pelvic colon were crowded upward and

Helping kids with their class Valentine’s Day cards: 0-10 minutes: You smile proudly, help spell a few names and mentally pat yourself on the back for being such a relaxed parent when they spill a little glitter. After 10 minutes: Everyone yells, glitter explodes, crying ensues,

Like many fashion trends, flare jeans are said to be making a comeback. As we return to looks from the past, please remember this: clothes can be packed away or donated when they are out of style, but overplucked eyebrows can ruin your life. Sincerely, Someone who had to pay a

There is zero—ZERO—reason for any women to have booed Taylor Swift at the Super Bowl. Ladies, we are our own worst enemy. We will never realize our true strength and potential until we can lift one another up in solidarity and support. We can do better. We must do better.

Remember, you’re not just sending flowers to her office on Valentine’s Day to show her how much you love her... You’re also sending flowers to her office on Valentine’s Day so all her co-workers can see how much you love her. Especially the bitchy ones.

Me: *Favorite song comes on the radio as soon as I turn on the car, score the holy grail of parking sports when I take my son to school, second favorite song comes on when I get back in the car, no line at the coffee shop and the barista gave me a free muffin “just because.” My

I accidentally squeezed out conditioner first. I held it in my palm and, with my other hand, squeezed shampoo onto my wrist, scooped it up and washed my hair with one hand. Then I used the conditioner. This is my superpower.

I have imposter syndrome every time I shop at Whole Foods.