Ben Parsons

RT @Nationals: that one hits https://t.co/zAp2SIiXm4

Sabrina’s first Battle of the Beltway experience! Mitchell Parker is dealing tonight and the O’s still desperately need starting pitching. https://t.co/eHZItSxWZx

RT @SabrinaShutters: A champion if I ever saw one. Finally. @TheMasters https://t.co/5tXDiBsfOf

Rory McIlroy has finally slayed his white whale. What a finish. What a tournament. Oh and if you ask @SabrinaShutters, he only won because we saw him on Wednesday. #themasters

This is legit me. #Gr8Chase

Washington Capitals @Capitals

🫶🐐 https://t.co/x5DLf0RXKo

RT @Capitals: You have accomplished what was once thought impossible. The fact that this point was a matter of when - not if - for months,…

THE GREATEST GOAL SCORER OF ALL TIME. It’s hard to put into words how important Ovi has been to the DMV, but the District will be celebrating this moment for decades to come. https://t.co/RHnXpU0Xu4

The amount of times I’ve watched this call is borderline unhealthy, but I don’t care. One more to go! https://t.co/7npbsOrtM3

Little did I know almost 7 years later @19problemz would be playing for my favorite NFL team!

Ben Parsons @BenParsons7

FINAL: South Carolina 28, Akron 3. Deebo Samuel walks out of Williams-Brice Stadium for a final time a winner. #Gamecocks https://t.co/yfSqEpsmfo

My morning workout mix said it’s time to get in the spring training spirit! @Orioles https://t.co/tM4AWkQSB9

New Girl has ruined We Built This City for me 😂

This makes 100% more sense than New York, New York. And now when the Orioles beat the Yankees in NYC, I’ll get to hear my favorite song.

Talkin' Yanks @TalkinYanks

The Yankees will no longer play “New York, New York” after home losses, per @BryanHoch Instead they’ll play a rotation of other Frank Sinatra songs. Today’s was “That’s Life” https://t.co/q2leyWKbcM

OV HAT TRICK! #ALLCAPS https://t.co/alAe2mzBs7

What a moment for McDavid. An absolutely incredible hockey game from both sides. Puck didn’t bounce the Americans way. If the hockey gods are kind, we’ll get a rubber match next year for Gold. #4Nations

The NHL really hit the jackpot with the #4Nations Face-Off.

Apparently I am @JohnRogers7News’s lucky charm when it comes to appearing on the late shows. Kimmel in Richmond and @latenightseth in DC.

John Rogers @JohnRogers7News

Guys! I appeared on @LateNightSeth! And to think- that silly little graphic I made on my phone in 3 minutes appeared on national television! 🤣 😂 Thanks to @BenParsons7 for the story! https://t.co/nBxEePBAjs

Got to cross seeing Wembanyama in person off the bucket list tonight with @SabrinaShutters ❤️ The man is a walking cheat code. Looked like he barely tried and had 31 points with 15 rebounds. https://t.co/a2JlqXDNiA