Benedict Townsend

worth noting that Kamala ran a basically centre-right campaign and polled voters still thought she was "too left" and "a socialist" so idk what to tell you

RT @BenedictTown: starting to think obsessively following the insane details of a bizarre election in a country I don’t even live in might…

The older I get the more I find myself in a world I increasingly don’t understand, filled with people whose casual cruelty and rejection of empathy is totally alien to me

Not worth it!

Benedict Townsend @BenedictTown

Staying up for US results like the sicko I am

My election watching buddy has fallen to snoozing https://t.co/YnB03FNNFK

Staying up for US results like the sicko I am

to be fair, she never specified when. there's still time

Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton

Happy birthday to this future president. https://t.co/JT3HiBjYdj

I wish people would not say 'bear' and 'bull' when they mean 'good' and 'bad'. I can never remember which animal is which, just say 'good' and 'bad' like a normal person

fairytale of new york discourse starts earlier and earlier these days, you're supposed to at least wait until December 1st

AI art is just modern clipart. There's a reason companies don't use clipart, it looks cheap and makes them look cheap. AI art is no different.

Is that Dan Howell

Great British Getty Images @shitbritishpics

Side view of a young male adult sitting in a train seat. He is eating a bacon sandwich on the go. (2019) https://t.co/EfjDXOB9do

Not surprising after Moo Deng’s previous comments on Fox News

Pop Crave @PopCrave

Moo Deng predicts Donald Trump will win US Election. The famous baby hippo was presented with separate cakes featuring both candidates names, ultimately choosing to eat the Trump cake. https://t.co/20l90VZygK

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Sky News @SkyNews

BREAKING: Priti Patel has made a comeback as Kemi Badenoch has appointed her shadow foreign secretary, Sky News understands https://t.co/epTMBglYpp

.@virginmedia has overcharged us two bills in a row. I’ve phoned multiple times and they keep making me wait a week and then tell me they haven’t fixed it. Absolute joke

why must we be like this. Why must this country always do the bleakest possible thing

BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking

Tuition fees in England set to rise for first time in eight years, with statement to MPs expected later https://t.co/vzg1l1gUq6